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Bitch gets owned.
Cheating girlfriend
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Having an abundance of platonic relationships reminiscent of my man, Mike Plato.
All that's left is a beautiful hour
And it's ours, ours.
The pale blue dot.
All that's left is a beautiful hour
And it's ours, ours.
The pale blue dot.
Re: Cheating girlfriend
I'm a little blacksmith short and stout,
here is my anvil, here is my mace
When I get all teared up, hear me shout
"YOUR DUMPED BITCH"
smash her heart on live national radio in the mornin
I couldnt help listen all the way to the end, he builds and builds it up...
and then *SPLAT*
poor girl, that guy must've been pissed
here is my anvil, here is my mace
When I get all teared up, hear me shout
"YOUR DUMPED BITCH"
smash her heart on live national radio in the mornin
I couldnt help listen all the way to the end, he builds and builds it up...
and then *SPLAT*
poor girl, that guy must've been pissed
P.s. I<3Dr. Emmett Brown wrote: If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.
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Cartollomew
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Re: Cheating girlfriend
Holy crap, that's harsh.
But seriously, who gives head to their boss?
But seriously, who gives head to their boss?
Who do you think you are? If you'd stopped winning, you could have been the Biggest Loser, if you gave up, you could have been a Survivor, if you'd stopped reading Orwell, you could have been on Big Brother!
Re: Cheating girlfriend
But seriously, who doesn't give head to their boss?
P.s. I<3Dr. Emmett Brown wrote: If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.
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Cartollomew
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Re: Cheating girlfriend
You're hired!Kayleb wrote:But seriously, who doesn't give head to their boss?
Who do you think you are? If you'd stopped winning, you could have been the Biggest Loser, if you gave up, you could have been a Survivor, if you'd stopped reading Orwell, you could have been on Big Brother!
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Johnnyrico
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Re: Cheating girlfriend
Man fk that asshole.
I'll take that chick cheater or not.
Accents = win!
PS: That was epic dumage tho, haha.
I'll take that chick cheater or not.
Accents = win!
PS: That was epic dumage tho, haha.
8?Mews wrote:No Rico, it's a rhetorical question.
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Cartollomew
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Re: Cheating girlfriend
But he's a brit too, so I don't think it counts.Johnnyrico wrote:Accents = win!
It'd be like... finding a Spanish accent hawt when you're Spanish. It's only exotic if not everyone is sporting the same vowels.
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Also you'd be constantly spraying breath freshener in her mouth, or lobbing a mint in there.
Who do you think you are? If you'd stopped winning, you could have been the Biggest Loser, if you gave up, you could have been a Survivor, if you'd stopped reading Orwell, you could have been on Big Brother!
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Re: Cheating girlfriend
I'm indian and find the indian accent hot!!Cartollomew wrote:But he's a brit too, so I don't think it counts.Johnnyrico wrote:Accents = win!
It'd be like... finding a Spanish accent hawt when you're Spanish. It's only exotic if not everyone is sporting the same vowels.
Edit:
Also you'd be constantly spraying breath freshener in her mouth, or lobbing a mint in there.
...actually im more coconut than than indian, sighhh
8?Mews wrote:No Rico, it's a rhetorical question.
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Cartollomew
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Re: Cheating girlfriend
There's a certain Indian lilt that is decidedly delicious.Johnnyrico wrote:I'm indian and find the indian accent hot!!
...actually im more coconut than than indian, sighhh
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Ex... excuse me. I have to have some alone time with that Tenga video again.
Who do you think you are? If you'd stopped winning, you could have been the Biggest Loser, if you gave up, you could have been a Survivor, if you'd stopped reading Orwell, you could have been on Big Brother!
Re: Cheating girlfriend
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