FML
- Lionhearted
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Today, I realized that I will never be able to buy the car I've wanted since middle school. The car? A greyish-silver Volvo, which is the make and color of car Kurt Cobain drove. The reason? I've been informed that it's also the make and color of the car that Edward Cullen drives in Twilight. FML
Can these vampires get any more girly? I mean he drives a volvo - this is a Vampire that would almost be impossible to kill but just to be safe he drives a volvo? WTF
Can these vampires get any more girly? I mean he drives a volvo - this is a Vampire that would almost be impossible to kill but just to be safe he drives a volvo? WTF
Re: FML
Having an abundance of platonic relationships reminiscent of my man, Mike Plato.
All that's left is a beautiful hour
And it's ours, ours.
The pale blue dot.
All that's left is a beautiful hour
And it's ours, ours.
The pale blue dot.
Re: FML
Having an abundance of platonic relationships reminiscent of my man, Mike Plato.
All that's left is a beautiful hour
And it's ours, ours.
The pale blue dot.
All that's left is a beautiful hour
And it's ours, ours.
The pale blue dot.
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This guy is my hero.Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Having an abundance of platonic relationships reminiscent of my man, Mike Plato.
All that's left is a beautiful hour
And it's ours, ours.
The pale blue dot.
All that's left is a beautiful hour
And it's ours, ours.
The pale blue dot.
- Cartollomew
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My mum used to work as a pre-primary teacher, and the woman in charge of the other class pronounced her "th" sounds as "f".
I always thought that was incredibly unfair on the kids, but to be honest, their parents probably had much more influence on them.
Which is why Lel's post makes me sad.
But it has a picture of a cute cat which makes me happy.
And then I worry about whether the cat has been desexed, and if its owners abandoned it, and the plight of abandoned pets in general which makes me sad.
And then I think of the cute animals being looked after in the refuge and that makes me happy.
And then I worry about orphans which makes me...
I always thought that was incredibly unfair on the kids, but to be honest, their parents probably had much more influence on them.
Which is why Lel's post makes me sad.
But it has a picture of a cute cat which makes me happy.
And then I worry about whether the cat has been desexed, and if its owners abandoned it, and the plight of abandoned pets in general which makes me sad.
And then I think of the cute animals being looked after in the refuge and that makes me happy.
And then I worry about orphans which makes me...
Who do you think you are? If you'd stopped winning, you could have been the Biggest Loser, if you gave up, you could have been a Survivor, if you'd stopped reading Orwell, you could have been on Big Brother!
- Lionhearted
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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML
- Johnnyrico
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oh god, hahahaha.Lionhearted wrote:Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML
8?Mews wrote:No Rico, it's a rhetorical question.
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ROFLToday, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML
P.s. I<3Dr. Emmett Brown wrote: If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.