Swine Flu

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Re: Swine Flu

Post by Cartollomew » 29 Apr 2009, 13:42

Xact wrote:BRANSON! TAKE ME TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOON
I think he's dreamy too.
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Re: Swine Flu

Post by Xact » 29 Apr 2009, 13:44

There is something about him that just makes me want to be gay...

Maybe its all the money or that lovely hair, but he is the one man I'd turn gay for.



Ohh and Karj








And maybe Mew if it meant he wouldn't talk anymore












And selten, dukkha, gank, captain planet and he-man.

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Re: Swine Flu

Post by Cartollomew » 29 Apr 2009, 13:51

He-Man totally doesn't count - it's like free parking.
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Re: Swine Flu

Post by Johnnyrico » 29 Apr 2009, 14:03

well fk u xact, no rico love:(
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Re: Swine Flu

Post by Xact » 29 Apr 2009, 14:16

I've already had you...

When are you coming back to Melb btw?

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Post by Johnnyrico » 29 Apr 2009, 14:27

august?
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Re: Swine Flu

Post by Xact » 29 Apr 2009, 14:41

Sounds good!

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Re: Swine Flu

Post by Mews » 29 Apr 2009, 16:14

Johnnyrico wrote:august?
Birthday present!

I'd turn gay for you Rico, fo'sure.
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Re: Swine Flu

Post by Cartollomew » 29 Apr 2009, 17:12

Aussie in London has swine flu symptoms

Okay... there is a problem with this headline. Let's fix it:
*Swine flu symptoms are flu symptoms.

So:
Aussie in London has flu symptoms

Step 2, she feels fine now:
Aussie in London had flu symptoms (clearly not swine flu, feels okay now)

Step3, she felt bad on Saturday, but now she's fine. It probably wasn't even regular flu:
Aussie in London had a cold

Hmm... needs something... extra:
Aussie in London had the sniffles for a bit. OH MY GOD! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! SONOFABITCH! IT'LL BE LIKE 28 DAYS LATER! KILL ME NOW BEFORE THE SUFFERING BEGINS!

Ah, much better!
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Re: Swine Flu

Post by Leshrac » 29 Apr 2009, 19:51

Cartollomew wrote: Aussie in London had flu symptoms (clearly not swine flu, feels okay now)
Slightly wrong. Its pretty much as killer as a normal flu, so everyone except half dead mexicans living in piles of shit recover normally. We had like a whole bunch of kids (from my old school) just test positive for H1N1, so if you travel to an NZ airport right now and you cough, you get put in quarantine for a month. Also there is a story of a kid from said school, who went round faking a cough and got suspended, i lold
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Re: Swine Flu

Post by Tassia » 30 Apr 2009, 12:56

Looks like we are at risk as well.

http://www.wowhead.com/?spell=50303
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Re: Swine Flu

Post by Cartollomew » 30 Apr 2009, 13:09

Tassia wrote:Looks like we are at risk as well.

http://www.wowhead.com/?spell=50303
Pure gold.

Now if they add a tiny Madagascar shaped country which refuses access to anyone with a disease, we're in business.
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Re: Swine Flu

Post by Karjalan » 30 Apr 2009, 13:15

Haha this was an actual ingame disease before it became the media frenzy... Winrar
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Re: Swine Flu

Post by Mews » 30 Apr 2009, 13:41

What a crappy proc rate, once every 38 years?
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Re: Swine Flu

Post by Xact » 30 Apr 2009, 13:44

The leader of the flu has made his demands....

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MOAR CIGARS AND HOOKERS CUNTS!

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