Get something off your chest.
AND GET OFF MY LAWN!
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Cartollomew
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Re: This is random
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by Cartollomew » 21 May 2009, 18:42
Johnnyrico wrote:When you hand in your assignment, flip it out and rub one one out (preferablly into her eye or hair) to prove your manlyness
And you wonder why your screen gets tilted at a 45 degree angle by the IT chick.
Who do you think you are? If you'd stopped winning, you could have been the Biggest Loser, if you gave up, you could have been a Survivor, if you'd stopped reading Orwell, you could have been on Big Brother!
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Leshrac
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by Leshrac » 22 May 2009, 06:48
Muse wrote:Paranoid option; I think it's a test to see if you are gay, rather than asking out right.
I bet they have office wide betting pool on it.
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Johnnyrico
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by Johnnyrico » 22 May 2009, 08:24
Cartollomew wrote:Johnnyrico wrote:When you hand in your assignment, flip it out and rub one one out (preferablly into her eye or hair) to prove your manlyness
And you wonder why your screen gets tilted at a 45 degree angle by the IT chick.
Your just jealous your world has been rocked by 45 degrees
/swoon
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Chappy
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by Chappy » 22 May 2009, 15:31
wow IMO this has been the BEST thread i have EVER seen on the website...... i have not been able to stop laughing the whole time......
if ur keen to keep the whole gay thing to your self and so on, wen ur boss next walks by give her a quick salp on her ass, and ask if u can see her tits as the porn is making u feel like u cant remember wat a set of tits look like,
the whole office might have a laugh, the boss might sack u and or slap u, but no one will ever question ur sexuality again with in the office.....
i vaguely remember u wanting to take to me with a rolled up news paper for a gay joke i made in the past, so in saying this im sorry if it has made u... ummm want to kill in in a slow painfull way, but sorry to dissapoint u mum and cyri are already doing that....
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Shámtástìc
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by Shámtástìc » 07 Aug 2009, 22:37
Hmm, so long as you get through the day without an obvious hard on you are sweet. You lucky bastard, if only everyone could have this luxury at their place of employment. Happy translating
(though by now you may have already finished)