While I appreciate that you didn't take any of my valuable yet unsaleable items (sunnies, gps charger, etc), you did smash my rear window, which will cost me roughly 20% of the car's value to replace.
You fucker.
It's fine, I'll just go without the nonessential things, such as food, for a week or two to pay for it.
Next time you decide to break into what is obviously a heap of shit car with nothing valuable inside, could you at least please firebomb it afterward?
That way I can collect insurance money, instead of having to pay for a new window.
Love from,
Cart
Dear guy who broke into my car last night...
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Re: Dear guy who broke into my car last night...
Cellophane + gaffer tape = Window..... kinda
that sucks man.
that sucks man.
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Re: Dear guy who broke into my car last night...
Cellophane is sugar based, so if it rains I'm not really on sturdy ground.Mitra wrote:Cellophane + gaffer tape = Window..... kinda
that sucks man.
I'm thinking the ol' plastic bag system till it gets fixed tomorrow. It's not like my car is a beamer or something.
I'd consider leaving the doors unlocked to avoid property damage if it weren't for the fact I'd have to shoo a homeless dude out of it before work
"Hey homeless dude... sorry but I gotta drive somewhere. Can I drop you off on the way?"
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Re: Dear guy who broke into my car last night...
I think it's time for a tarp.
Having an abundance of platonic relationships reminiscent of my man, Mike Plato.
All that's left is a beautiful hour
And it's ours, ours.
The pale blue dot.
All that's left is a beautiful hour
And it's ours, ours.
The pale blue dot.
Re: Dear guy who broke into my car last night...
sorry to hear that cart
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