Dear guy who broke into my car last night...

Get something off your chest.
AND GET OFF MY LAWN!
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Dear guy who broke into my car last night...

Post by Cartollomew » 18 Mar 2009, 16:14

While I appreciate that you didn't take any of my valuable yet unsaleable items (sunnies, gps charger, etc), you did smash my rear window, which will cost me roughly 20% of the car's value to replace.

You fucker.

It's fine, I'll just go without the nonessential things, such as food, for a week or two to pay for it.

Next time you decide to break into what is obviously a heap of shit car with nothing valuable inside, could you at least please firebomb it afterward?

That way I can collect insurance money, instead of having to pay for a new window.

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Re: Dear guy who broke into my car last night...

Post by Mitra » 18 Mar 2009, 20:26

Cellophane + gaffer tape = Window..... kinda

that sucks man.
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Re: Dear guy who broke into my car last night...

Post by Cartollomew » 18 Mar 2009, 20:48

Mitra wrote:Cellophane + gaffer tape = Window..... kinda

that sucks man.
Cellophane is sugar based, so if it rains I'm not really on sturdy ground.

I'm thinking the ol' plastic bag system till it gets fixed tomorrow. It's not like my car is a beamer or something.

I'd consider leaving the doors unlocked to avoid property damage if it weren't for the fact I'd have to shoo a homeless dude out of it before work

"Hey homeless dude... sorry but I gotta drive somewhere. Can I drop you off on the way?"
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Re: Dear guy who broke into my car last night...

Post by Mews » 18 Mar 2009, 21:24

I think it's time for a tarp.
Having an abundance of platonic relationships reminiscent of my man, Mike Plato.

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Re: Dear guy who broke into my car last night...

Post by Vampirial » 19 Mar 2009, 00:03

:( sorry to hear that cart
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Made my own pretty hate machine

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