Molotov

Ten random facts about yourself - Go! (Yes I know I'm essentially spreading all my estrogen over this section, suck it up) I'm bored and you're not entertaining enough!

1. Messiest eater you'd ever find
2. Can't whistle (diligently attempts each year tho)
3. Loves hot food but can't eat much of it
4. Needs to wear glasses but doesn't because they're too uncomfortable
5. Was going to be a pharmacist but turned down the uni offer (can you imagine ME mixing drugs? :S)
6. Likes to wear ALOT of bling (apparantly, i disagree )
7. Has atrocious hayever (don't get me near flowers)
8. Used to say my favourite colour was rainbow as a child because i was too greedy just to settle for one
9. Has a pet turtle
10. Is doing this because *someone "ahem"* has sent me 5 emails saying that he was bored.


*edit
I'm apparantly very boring because it took me 1/2 an hour to think up of this list. ><

01. I want to make up a word that becomes everyday use, lobbity lol!
02. I wear singlets all the time - under work shirts, in bed etc. (I'm gay)
03. I love going to gay bars because its just fun.
04. I've never actually bought porn, but if I did, I'd take forever to choose I think.
05. Loves Bejeweled, play it every day.
06. I'm secretly an old man at work, no-one suspects me as being a knob jockey (pro, I'm like a ninja!)
07. The whole 1 & 3/4 nuts thing
08. I'm actually a sucker for a Damsel in Distress (Gallantry yo!)
09. I'm a very clucky male, every time I'm around kids I turn to mush, I can't wait to have my own kids.
10. I have an older brother who (wait for it) is actually more immature than me (Oh Noez!?)

ps. you do wear too much bling elmo, and "wipe your face, there's crap all over it" - (#3 phrase said from me to elmo)

OK, I'll bite.

1. I have terrible hand eye coordination,
2. Possibly, because I'm half blind. Also, one blue eye, one green. Also, I have a scar on my right eyelid where they took some of it out.
3. I have a twin brother, who is indeed more of a dick than I am.
4. I've had 12 operations. I hate hospitals, mostly the smell.
5. Can't stand eating/chewing grape, apricot, or peach skins. *shudder*
6. I don't eat take away food (Hungry Jacks, McD's, KFC etc). Apart from that one time Molotov people MADE me eat that shit from Nando's.
7. There's a line down the right hand side of my face/neck where hair REFUSES to grow.
8. Cannot hold a grudge, even over the most serious of things.
9. Is a cheapskate most of the time until I need to spend money.
10. Can't gain weight easily, no matter what I eat.

Evilelmo wrote: 6. Likes to wear ALOT of bling (apparantly, i disagree )

Wait... the bling is allotted to you? You allot the bling?

(<- see avatar)

was a bloody typo

it wasn't as bad as the one you made last night cart!

rite vs right?

c'mon.

don't go picking at MY mistakes!
!!!!!


also, you bloody post 10 random facts about yourself before i bitchslap you!

Evilelmo wrote:it wasn't as bad as the one you made last night cart!

rite vs right?

Rite vs Right isn't quite so bad simply because it's less common

Also, I totally could have justified the use of "right" had I not been hungover >.<

You'll get your 10 random facts when I EAT LUNCH IN HELL.

Or whenever I feel like it. Whichever happens first.

Cartollomew wrote:
Also, I totally could have justified the use of "right" had I not been hungover >.<

You'll get your 10 random facts when I EAT LUNCH IN HELL.

that can be easily rectified

bring it on bitch!

1. Could probably challange Elmo for the messiest eater comp... Every time food is consumed it gets everywhere... Only person I know that beats me is my daughter.
2. Loves piercings... Been looking into getting more. Have 4. Ear, Eyebrow, Lip, Tounge.
3. Anal about personal finances and is a bit of a pessimist.
4. Doesn't eat fruit.
5. Has a group of scars up one of my arms from an accident 5 years ago. Another on the side of my head from a dog attack when I was two.
6. Hates and is petrified of traffic. It took me a year to build up the courage to drive further then my local train station when I was in Perth.
7. Enjoyies living in small towns... Grew up in "bush towns".
8. Can't drink Flavoured Milk Products.
9. Into Motorbikes but am too poor to afford one.
10. Enjoying family life.... most of the time.

Derathius wrote: 8. Can't drink Flavoured Milk Products.

Don't worry Dera, i more than make up for your lack of flavoured Milk consumation. hmmm Chocholate breaka

Lol. I'm allowed to, its just that they don't agree with my stomach on occasion. So I steer clear of them.