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Cartollomew wrote:Okay, this is crude. And hilarious.

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1. People who won't consider something different, simply because it's something different.
2. That there isn't enough time in a day.
3. Working to live. Seriously, screw that.
4. Drifting away from friends.
5. That I can't catch up with my ex for a beer ffs.
6. Inane internet lists.

Mitra wrote:1. working christmas eve eve
2. working christmas eve
3. these forums being so quiet.
4. people who call street directories 'map books'
5. water on the fridge door handle
6. the guy who drives the van for morley growers market - fucker is an accident waiting to happen

I'm working on christmas eve too I finish at 3


/cries on mitra's shoulder


WHOEVER SAID PUBLIC SERVANTS WERE SLACK LIED QQ

1. Loud music played by people in public places - they invented ear plugs for a reason
2. smokers who light up in front of young kids (usually the kids are theirs)
3. Smokers who light up in crowded places that are designated non smoking (I'm gonna kill yous one day)
4. Rude people, especially customers while I'm working.
5. Just for xact - being told I'm not doing my job properly if I don't ask every customer if they need a hand lol. (my boss doesn't beleive me when I say it really annoys some people)
6. People whom look down on others because of there line of work. Eg this girl working at my store is an OP 1 student and a customer told her she likely couldn't use the calculator to work something out for her as she worked here. Its great when I say I'm sorry people like you are why I gave up my education I'd rather not working around such negativity.

Evilelmo wrote:1. Footpath Traffic

If you're out with a huge group of friends, please don't walk in a horizontal line, there are people that are trying to pass through. Typically, these people are strolling lesuirely and laughing.

Don't EVEN get me started on this. This is the second biggest pet peeve I have, and the first is also related to people who don't know how to walk:

1.) People who, while walking in a crowded area with a lot of foot traffic, such as a mall or train station, suddely discover that they forgot something, so they STOP dead in the middle of the hallway/walkway/floor and everyone in back of them suddenyl has to detour around this humar pillar who decided that s/he was so important that s/he couldn't just make his/her way to the nearest wall and examine his her bag/purse for whatever object AWAY from everyone else.

just walk into em, that'll learn em

Helps when you weigh about a good 95kg tho, takes a helluva human pillar to stop that.

Satoriella wrote:1. Loud music played by people in public places - they invented ear plugs for a reason
2. smokers who light up in front of young kids (usually the kids are theirs)
3. Smokers who light up in crowded places that are designated non smoking (I'm gonna kill yous one day)
4. Rude people, especially customers while I'm working.
5. Just for xact - being told I'm not doing my job properly if I don't ask every customer if they need a hand lol. (my boss doesn't beleive me when I say it really annoys some people)
6. People whom look down on others because of there line of work. Eg this girl working at my store is an OP 1 student and a customer told her she likely couldn't use the calculator to work something out for her as she worked here. Its great when I say I'm sorry people like you are why I gave up my education I'd rather not working around such negativity.

These. All of these.

And people who wear ear phones but then crank it up so loud we can hear anyway.
It makes me wince; they're permanently damaging their hearing.

Evilelmo wrote:- Applies to escalators as well. STAND ON THE INNER SIDE

I wish my escalators went in circles.

Sadpanda

1. Gotta be the horizontal line sidewalk walkers. I plow through them and, on occasion, target people holding hands (especially conga line shit)
2. People who blow their horn for no reason at all or worse still, people who do it when they were in the wrong like it doesn't matter that they did the wrong thing it's the other person's fault.
3. Toasters that never toast the same. Every new attempt is an adventure in "Don't let it catch fire".
4. Public service drivers who can't drive. Bus drivers are the worst offenders, pedal pumpers who can't apply uniform pressure to the "go forward" pedal and result in the bus repeatedly attempting to enter warp drive.
5. Noisy computer fans. I realize this is 100% preventable by spending 10 seconds a year to brush the shit out of them, but seriously, WHERE and HOW am I going to find 10 seconds to do that in my busy life (ignore the fact this has taken me longer to write number 5 than the time it would take to have solved the problem)?
6. When the round, plump bathroom "Breast" soap stops looking like a nice breast and starts looking like a penis from continual "hand pumping action" ~_~;;.

WHEEEEEeeeeee.

Ok, you asked Elmo, and screw sticking to 6. I have a reputation to uphold.

In no particular order;

1. Inconsiderate/rude people in public places. This covers everything, from those jerks who don't know how to walk on sidewalks properly to the cunts who get on a tram/train and stand at the doorway, making sure that they're in the way of everyone who gets on and off at every stop.
2. When someone eats/drinks the last of something but leaves a tiny little bit in the bottom so you can get maybe half a portion out of it, also making it so that someone else has to go out and buy some more.
3. Hipsters.
4. Unnecessary noise/loudness. General shouting, talking loud on your mobile, playing loud music (parties and clubs are excused), having the TV on uncomfortably loud etc etc and then there's just being a loud motherfucker because it's a good way to get attention.
5. Narrow mindedness. Goes inline with Cart's Number 1. Ok, you don't like it but at least try to understand that not everyone has the same opinion/preferences as you.
6. Political correctness and it's advocates. FUCK YOU.
7. Overbearing personalities. Mostly considered the life of the party, but when it comes to settling down for a quiet afternoon, a game of backyard cricket or to go TO FUCKING SLEEP, they're still at it with their rude noises, crude jokes and generally being a complete dick. Settle down and take your god damn ritalin.
8. The holiday season. Too many people, commercialised, long work hours, crowded shops, disruptive timetables etc etc
9. When people tell me to get a haircut. No motherfucker, you get a haircut. Now I'm NOT going to get it cut just because you told me to.
10. Puns.

Don't get a haircut mews.

Doesn't work like that Lesh.

Maj did 2. with the milk today... that cunt...

1. Taxi's.
The amount of times I've nearly been hit/cut off by taxi's is fucking ridiculous.

2. Today Tonight/A Current Affair
Journalism for stupid people.

3. Microsoft
For making Vista 32bit not include support for more than 3.5Gig of ram. I didn't pay $150 for a slightly upgraded version of XP.

4. The stupid fucks who throw bottles and shit out of their cars and leave broken glass all over the footpath. Having to replace bike tyres every week is a pain in the ass.

5. USA/Israel/Neo-fascist Nations who justify blowing the crap out of third-world countries in the name of freedom and democracy.

6. Nub-hunters and ret-paladins. Though the number of nub-ret paladins has falled with the release of WOLTK.

4. The stupid fucks who throw bottles and shit out of their cars and leave broken glass all over the footpath. Having to replace bike tyres every week is a pain in the ass.

Wrap one old tube over one new thorn proof tube, add slime!

I did this to my mountain bike and bmx, thorns, glass nails... and havent had ANY tyre problems yet.
(ya, i like bikes )

Naoru wrote: 3. Microsoft
For making Vista 32bit not include support for more than 3.5Gig of ram. I didn't pay $150 for a slightly upgraded version of XP.

http://www.dansdata.com/askdan00015.htm
^Helps.

It's kinda like the whole 512K memory thing all over again. Apparently computer scientists can't plan for the future.