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Ex-paratrooper killed in industrial blender

Posted: 08 Oct 2010, 17:36
by Mews

Re: Ex-paratrooper killed in industrial blender

Posted: 08 Oct 2010, 17:37
by Cartollomew
Mews wrote:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... ender.html

I have mixed feelings about this.
Somewhere, Mewseph is cringi- waitaminute?

Who are you, and why have you logged on with Mews' account?

Re: Ex-paratrooper killed in industrial blender

Posted: 08 Oct 2010, 18:25
by Dropdeadqt
What's black, white and red all-over?
An Ex. New Zealand paratrooper in a blender.

Re: Ex-paratrooper killed in industrial blender

Posted: 10 Oct 2010, 20:56
by Johnnyrico
Only fined 20k pounds? seems bit low.

Re: Ex-paratrooper killed in industrial blender

Posted: 11 Oct 2010, 08:11
by Karjalan
Hmmm, that sounds brutal and horrible... but at the same time, so comical, it's hard not to smile.

Kind of like that Korean guy in a wheel chair ramming an elevator he just missed only to fall through and die >.<.

Re: Ex-paratrooper killed in industrial blender

Posted: 12 Oct 2010, 02:14
by Mews
Cartollomew wrote:
Mews wrote:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... ender.html

I have mixed feelings about this.
Somewhere, Mewseph is cringi- waitaminute?

Who are you, and why have you logged on with Mews' account?
I just hate shitty puns. A well executed pun should be considered a work of art.

This was a good pun, slight enough to be missed but just prominent to be spotted by most. The sentence also makes sense even if you don't see the pun; The article is tragic, but comedic in a macabre sort of a way.