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I have mixed feelings about this.
Ex-paratrooper killed in industrial blender
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Re: Ex-paratrooper killed in industrial blender
Somewhere, Mewseph is cringi- waitaminute?
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Re: Ex-paratrooper killed in industrial blender
What's black, white and red all-over?
An Ex. New Zealand paratrooper in a blender.
An Ex. New Zealand paratrooper in a blender.
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Re: Ex-paratrooper killed in industrial blender
Only fined 20k pounds? seems bit low.
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Re: Ex-paratrooper killed in industrial blender
Hmmm, that sounds brutal and horrible... but at the same time, so comical, it's hard not to smile.
Kind of like that Korean guy in a wheel chair ramming an elevator he just missed only to fall through and die >.<.
Kind of like that Korean guy in a wheel chair ramming an elevator he just missed only to fall through and die >.<.
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Re: Ex-paratrooper killed in industrial blender
I just hate shitty puns. A well executed pun should be considered a work of art.Cartollomew wrote:Somewhere, Mewseph is cringi- waitaminute?
Who are you, and why have you logged on with Mews' account?
This was a good pun, slight enough to be missed but just prominent to be spotted by most. The sentence also makes sense even if you don't see the pun; The article is tragic, but comedic in a macabre sort of a way.
Having an abundance of platonic relationships reminiscent of my man, Mike Plato.
All that's left is a beautiful hour
And it's ours, ours.
The pale blue dot.
All that's left is a beautiful hour
And it's ours, ours.
The pale blue dot.