Digital sperm
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People are retarded.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
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Re: Digital sperm
Anything.It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.
Oh, how delightful.
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Re: Digital sperm
years later....
"I'm sorry honey we were watching Jaws and the 3D shark killed and out your 3D porn love child. he's inside the TV now..."
"I'm sorry honey we were watching Jaws and the 3D shark killed and out your 3D porn love child. he's inside the TV now..."
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