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Classification Board Rules on Female Ejaculation

Post by Cartollomew » 20 Jan 2010, 14:33

Please note that there are ads on the linked page that are NSFW

As a result, I'll post the content verbatim.

http://www.msnaughty.com/blog/2010/01/1 ... australia/
MsNaughty wrote: Female Ejaculation Films To Be Banned In Australia
I’ve received a circular from the Eros Association, the advocacy group for the Australian adult industry. Thanks to shit stirring by a fundamentalist Christian group, the rules have been tightened as to what adult films can be imported into Australia.

The Classification Board has explicitly stated that films featuring female ejaculation will now be seized and considered RC – refused classification. Effectively banned. This also means that female ejaculation sites will be considered RC (prohibited) for the purposes of the internet filter planned to be introduced here this year.
Eros wrote:The Classification Board have determined that female ejaculation is not a real event and therefore all issue from a women’s vagina is piss and therefore covered under the parameters in the Guidelines for ‘golden showers’. This means that if the shower happens to land on the body or in the mouth it is determined to be an offensive fetish and goes RC. The Classification Board’s finding that female ejaculation does not exist is something we will contest with them as there is a body of scientific (and personal) evidence that says otherwise. Even last month on the ABC Science Show with Dr Norman Swan, they spent an hour with scientists discussing this phenomenon and how it was not urine.
I’m glad Eros is going to fight this. It gets me hopping mad that a government can perpetuate this nonsense and are so eager to do the will of prudes and ignorant religious nutters who wish to meddle in the sex lives of others.

The sooner our outdated classification (censorship) system is abolished, the better. They should not have the right to ban films based on subjective, religious, unscientific, biased and sexist opinion as to what is and isn’t “obscene.”
This is pretty fail for a number of reasons - from a simple standpoint on evidence, if the Classification Board bothered talking to the industry, they'd know that the majority of "squirt" movies are faked; the girls use a douche (isn't porn classy?). Of the remainder, there's very little scientific evidence suggesting that girls who squirt are ejaculating urine.

But even putting those facts aside, what the fuck is with our society ruling on fetishes? Seriously?

I'm not really going to be personally put out by a ban on the sale of Female Ejaculation movies, but where does the classification of an "unacceptable fetish" end?

Further, what is the moral judgement passed on the people who practice these fetishes in their personal life? Despite it being entirely legal to have the sex depicted in the banned movies, the suggestion here is that society doesn't think your fetish is "right" - you have a distasteful or taboo fetish, while other fetishes have been, effectively, legally approved.

This whole thing smacks of moral micromanagement - let's stop pretending to live in a world where we can legislate against having sex in anything other than the missionary position.

As a final aside, I should point out that this article is entirely unsubstantiated - I'd be surprised if Eros has made it up, but that said I can't find any release or information from the Classification Board itself to suggest that this is true or complete.
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Post by Karjalan » 20 Jan 2010, 17:09

One more step to that magical secular society where all freedoms/rights are revoked and feelings/expression are banned... Wait wasn't there a movie about this?


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Post by Mews » 20 Jan 2010, 17:57

Well, there goes one of my fetishes.

Guess I'll have to stick to milk, right Cart?!
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Post by Cartollomew » 20 Jan 2010, 18:09

Mews wrote:Well, there goes one of my fetishes.

Guess I'll have to stick to milk, right Cart?!
That's a pretty good point - I would assume there would be at least a few releases involving... er... "milk eruptions"... they can hardly call that RC content based on the urine decision.

Eh, I don't necessarily really think that it's a "slippery slope" to becoming a thought police state - but it is an indication of the largely art ignorant culture we have at the moment (discussions about whether or not porn = art notwithstanding, we've had similar bullshit responses from the morally uptight over the past year alone - in art, comedy, TV, radio, you name it).
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Post by Karjalan » 20 Jan 2010, 18:37

Well I wasn't solely talking about this example... but with the number of internet censorship issues going about, here and abroad, the amount of states/countries that still don't recognize homosexual couples as equal to heterosexual and the number of times "freedom of speech" just gets thrown out the window when a couple of people who think they're important gets pissy..... With the bullshit amount of control banks have over governments and how much you can get away with for being rich/powerful etc.. The globalization agenda where we have multiple countries merging into single economies (The Euro, Amero and I can't recall the proposed asian one), along with the increasing number of events involving Political Correctness getting out of hand, both in Aus and abroad.

The internet really needs to remain free of control, Newspapers/networks are already biased and sensationalized to the point where what they are reporting can barely be called news anymore.... (edit) I mean not all news papers/agencies and not all stories... but I used to read those things and take them at face value as 100% truth sort of thing.
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Post by Philondra » 29 Jan 2010, 17:54

http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.c ... l-breasts/

I hate to say it, but it also looks like they have banned women with small breasts from being in pornography too.

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Post by Cartollomew » 29 Jan 2010, 19:53

Cheers for the link, Phil.

That's... just... fucking stupid.
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Post by Vampirial » 30 Jan 2010, 20:00

yea heard that on the radio today..... Seems kind of harsh banning people whom are legal because there body parts are smaller and therefore more childlike. Whats next, banning any porn with school girl outfits or tartan skirts?

Sends a nice message to girls already being bombarded with images from magazines of models that are super skinny that now you aren't considered adult if you don't go get breast augmentation.
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Post by Mitra » 30 Jan 2010, 22:45

what about women who've had mastectomies... surely porn of that exists...
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Post by Kayleb » 31 Jan 2010, 10:22

Mitra wrote:what about women who've had mastectomies... surely porn of that exists...
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Post by Karjalan » 03 Feb 2010, 15:35

Lol wtf.

Where are all these restrictions comming from... Although TBH I wasn't aware that people bought magazines or DvD's anymore as there is an abundance of any type of porn you desire on the internet... But then isn't the internet supposed to be regulated soon anyway?
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Post by Cartollomew » 03 Feb 2010, 16:59

Karjalan wrote:Lol wtf.

Where are all these restrictions comming from... Although TBH I wasn't aware that people bought magazines or DvD's anymore as there is an abundance of any type of porn you desire on the internet... But then isn't the internet supposed to be regulated soon anyway?
The restrictions are being enacted based on existing laws - it's just how the CB decide to apply that law to the content they're rating that's "new".

Btw, if governments are successful in attempts to regulate the internet (and I'm not sure how they'd do that), we'll just end up with a second internet - one that isn't regulated.
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Post by Karjalan » 04 Feb 2010, 08:38

How do you mean? Like an illegal second internet? Or the "regulated" one is an opt in nanny filter clusterfuck and you can choose to stay with normal internet?
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Post by Cartollomew » 04 Feb 2010, 13:21

Karjalan wrote:How do you mean? Like an illegal second internet? Or the "regulated" one is an opt in nanny filter clusterfuck and you can choose to stay with normal internet?
People will move away from a regulated internet and start using a new network built to be effectively much the same as the current one; it's hard to explain, but yeh, it'll sort of be a cool people's "underground" internet, until everyone starts using the unregulated one, and the regulated one just becomes a tool for corporate and government press releases.
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Post by Mitra » 04 Feb 2010, 13:35

a "sub"-net .....
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