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Weird Sex Con

Post by Cartollomew » 17 Nov 2009, 13:31

http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/mp ... -sex-scam/

I suspect a big part of it must be choosing the right suckers - who in their right mind thinks, "oh, your dad needs constant sex to stay alive. Fair enough then, pop your clothes over there..."
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Post by Lellybaby » 17 Nov 2009, 13:38

Come on me if you want to live??
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Post by Mews » 17 Nov 2009, 13:50

Bitches got PLAYED.
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Post by Dropdeadqt » 17 Nov 2009, 14:03

Mews wrote:Stupid Bitches got PLAYED.
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Post by Chappy » 17 Nov 2009, 14:08

report wrote: medical condition required constant sex to stay alive
I think i have that condition.....

yes yes i must have it
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Post by Obsolet » 17 Nov 2009, 14:12

chap i told you to stop doing this scam

now your on the news. gg
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Post by Dropdeadqt » 17 Nov 2009, 14:15

This combined with the woman who has 300 orgasms a day...

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/lifest ... 5797973089

... and yet another slutty "not quite a celeb" personality trying (and succeeding) in making headlines about her sex life...

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entert ... 5761229986

...made today a very sex driven day (much like every other but today it was more "out there" in the news)
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Post by Vampirial » 17 Nov 2009, 14:48

lol I reading that article reminded me of the 300/day lady. you beat me to it ally.
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Post by Derathius » 24 Nov 2009, 01:10

Says she "had" to quit her job at a factory...
Personally I would have thought she got caught laying down on the job.
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Post by Grouse » 24 Nov 2009, 12:24

Dera, you're saying she was laid off?
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Post by Cartollomew » 24 Nov 2009, 13:33

Perhaps she was a little too laid back...

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Post by Oro » 24 Nov 2009, 21:31

*throws up*
White wine please!
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Post by Mews » 25 Nov 2009, 02:31

Cartollomew wrote: Att: Muse
Do not read this thread.
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Having an abundance of platonic relationships reminiscent of my man, Mike Plato.

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Post by Plexi » 25 Nov 2009, 13:02

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Post by Cartollomew » 25 Nov 2009, 13:35

Plexi wrote:Best brain asplodin' picture evar. Would buy again.
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