The Golden Girls turned everyone gay!

[Philondra]

http://christwire.org/2009/10/the-golde ... mosexuals/

This is probably only really funny for Lel -- it's (evidently) a completely serious article written by some very right-wing person about how The Golden Girls turned an entire generation of American men into homosexuals. The article reads a lot like satire or trolling, but evidently the guy is serious. Still, I got a lot of laughs out of it.

[Cartollomew]

Oh god, the articles on this site are accidentally hilarious.

This is why it's so hard to tell the difference between a religious troll and a genuine religious nut.

I remember years ago stumbling upon a fundamentalist Protestant movie review site which issued a warning over the Muppets - apparently Miss Piggy wearing a miniskirt was considered lewd.

/sigh

Edit:
This article is one the funniest things I've ever read.

On the other side, there was a subculture of homosexuality creeping up on our youths. It gave them an excuse to wear tight jeans and to sneak off to public parks for quick releases with hairy men of different ethnicities.

Damn you, gays, and your entirely one dimensional and sex obsessed natures!

[Cartollomew]

Phil, are you absolutely sure this isn't parody?

"The Dark Underside Of America’s Obsession With Cat Ownership"

Fuck:

This is why it's so hard to tell the difference between a religious troll and a genuine religious nuts.

[Philondra]

Honestly, I have no idea anymore. I was 100% convinced it was a parody/satire/trolling until I read the comments section, as the way the author defends what he writes made me think that he's just a complete nutcase.

Our horny, lonely boys sought out intimate comforts with likeminded Golden Girls addicts who didn’t mind each other’s theatrical voices and touch-feely hand gestures. Together, these clusters of awkward teens and twentysomethings bonded over their favorite episodes and characters, mimicking the voices and gowns of their tv friends. When the rush of cheesecake and gabfests wore thin, these hairless boys needed a harder thrill.

It's all so clear to me now!

Marijuana --gateway drug--> cocaine.
Golden Girls -- gateway drug--> cheesecake --> gay sex orgy

How coud I not have seen it before?

[Cartollomew]

Even if the site is supposedly serious, I'm almost sure now that this guy's articles are trolling and he's taking the admins for a ride (unless the whole site is a parody).

His articles are pretty funny though - I recommend the cat one and the sodomy one.

[Lellybaby]

If you walk down the street today and bump into a middle-aged homosexual, chances are that the nasty comeback he will shout at you is something he picked up from Dorothy Zbornak of the Golden Girls.

Fuck... i'm guilt of that :>

I have 4 seasons of Golden Girls on DVD

and lastly....

Where's my cheesecake :>

Edit: Oh by the way that little shit of an Author attacked NCIS. He better watch out or he's going to get a bitch slap across the face.

PPS: He attacked Oprah. That bastard is going to burn in eternal damnation.

[Cartollomew]

Ja, had a poke around the site - really quite sure it's a satire site.

Eg: http://christwire.org/2009/05/chinese-a ... cceptable/