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Philondra
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Woman denies amorous advances caused crash
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by Philondra » 19 Oct 2009, 12:32
Psycho white trash is really the best for pointing and laughing. This woman denies that she was giving this guy head and therefore causing a vehicle crash:
http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2009/1 ... tnews.html
I love the following gem / cognitive dissonnance:
"It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my 'girls' were hanging out all over the place. I also had a $5 note wedged between my boobs so they probably just assumed I was a sex worker or something ... but $5 is a bit cheap for a **** job."
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Kayleb
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by Kayleb » 19 Oct 2009, 12:50
She said they stopped at Humpty Doo Tavern where she usually works to invite other friends, including the unnamed driver, along to the bash.
Ahhh I love Australian news reporting. Are english is as good as aye bru
p.s. LOL
Dr. Emmett Brown wrote: If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.
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Karjalan
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by Karjalan » 19 Oct 2009, 19:03
He was over the alcohol limit, she has a strap mark on her neck/chest..... and they try to go straight for the sexual act conviction?
Meh still a laugh, good ole white trash.
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