Molotov

One gay man, two lesbians, a three-legged cat, and a poisoned curry plot.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... l?ITO=1490

A gay man tried to poison his lesbian neighbours by putting slug pellets into their curry after he was accused of kidnapping their three-legged cat.

This is the perfect headline. Amusing, makes the reader interested, and perfectly described the content contained therein. I approve.