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Wacko Jacko

Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 12:15
by midi
It's begun...
  • Apparently Jacko was found dead in the Hudson river, bobbing up & down on a buoy.
  • The coroner just said that Michael died from food poinsoning from eating 12 year old nuts
  • Jacko arrived at the Pearly gates and St Peter said, I don’t know if your black or white so just beat it
  • Michael Jackson is dead. Hospital staff don’t know what to do with the body as Plastic Recycle night isn’t til Tuesday
  • Its true, Wacko Jacko dead at 50, word is they are gonna remove all the plastic and makes kids toys so all the boys can play with him for a change
  • Whats eight inches long and totally useless, front row tickets to Michael Jackson come back concert.
  • Michael Jackson has been found dead at his home in Hollywood, paramedics say he is the oldest person ever to die from cot death

Re: Wacko Jacko

Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 12:18
by Cartollomew
midi wrote:Whats eight inches long and totally useless, front row tickets to Michael Jackson come back concert.
Okay, THAT made me laugh.

Also:

Farrah Fawcett is dead too... kinda reminds me of the Princess Diana/Mother Theresa thing (M.T. died quietly shortly after Di, so nobody really made that big a deal).

Re: Wacko Jacko

Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 12:20
by Chappy
ive been told they are melting down his body and turning him into toys so little boy's can play with him

Re: Wacko Jacko

Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 12:22
by Cartollomew
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Re: Wacko Jacko

Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 12:39
by Grouse
Erfworld: may be relevant to our interests. :P

Edit: broken link was broken :(

seek the following.

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0140.html

Re: Wacko Jacko

Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 12:40
by Lellybaby
Cartollomew wrote:
midi wrote:Whats eight inches long and totally useless, front row tickets to Michael Jackson come back concert.
Okay, THAT made me laugh.

Also:

Farrah Fawcett is dead too... kinda reminds me of the Princess Diana/Mother Theresa thing (M.T. died quietly shortly after Di, so nobody really made that big a deal).
These things happen in 3's Cart.

I'm waiting for the next celeb to die.

Re: Wacko Jacko

Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 12:48
by Cartollomew
Lellybaby wrote:These things happen in 3's Cart.

I'm waiting for the next celeb to die.
So who died when M.T. and Di-Di died?

Re: Wacko Jacko

Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 13:04
by Lellybaby
Well i don't know if you include Dodi as well

Diana, Princess of Wales, died August 31 at the age of 36.
Dodi Al Fayed, millionaire producer of such films as Chariots of Fire and Hook, died August 31 at the age of 41.
Rudolf Bing, noted conductor, died September 2 at the age of 95.
Mother Teresa, Nobel prize winning nun, died September 5 at the age of 87.
Burgess Meredith, actor best known for his roles in Rocky and the Batman tv show, died September 10 at the age of 88.

Re: Wacko Jacko

Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 13:39
by Mitra
Lellybaby wrote:Well i don't know if you include Dodi as well

Diana, Princess of Wales, died August 31 at the age of 36.
Dodi Al Fayed, millionaire producer of such films as Chariots of Fire and Hook, died August 31 at the age of 41.
Rudolf Bing, noted conductor, died September 2 at the age of 95.
Mother Teresa, Nobel prize winning nun, died September 5 at the age of 87.
Burgess Meredith, actor best known for his roles Globulous in the GI*JOE Movie, died September 10 at the age of 88.
Fix'd

Re: Wacko Jacko

Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 14:02
by Cartollomew
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It looks like a toy, certainly, but not one for children :o

Re: Wacko Jacko

Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 16:29
by Marlosious
Im sitting at the doctors today waiting to see him(didnt know mj was dead) and I get a sms saying "Authorities have found the body of Micheal Jackson today, who died of cardiac arrest. Insiders claim jackson will be melted down into toys so that children can play with HIM for a change"

Pretty much along the lines of what chap said and pretty sure thats how alot of people will find out :D.

Re: Wacko Jacko

Posted: 26 Jun 2009, 17:54
by Cartollomew
Doctors have announced that Michael Jackson's heart attack is believed to have been caused by a excessive combination of sunshine, moonlight and good times, however they are blaming it on the boogie.

Re: Wacko Jacko

Posted: 27 Jun 2009, 00:03
by Xact
Farrah Fawcett got to the pearly gates and St. Peter asked her what her final wish was, she asked for all the children to be free, 10 minutes later MJ died.

It is now believed that Michael Jackson didn't die from a heart attack, it is believed he was walking through the childrens ward and had a stroke.

Re: Wacko Jacko

Posted: 24 Sep 2009, 13:58
by Derathius
Bit late but hey...

Michael Jackson was recycled into plastic bags. This way he can continue to be white, continue to be plastic and still dangerous for children to play with.