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OMG u gave me the tatt I asked for now I must sue

Post by Vampirial » 17 Jun 2009, 14:12

I found this highly amusing: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/826401 ... -nightmare

I also find it really hard to beleive she just fell asleep while getting her face tattooed its a rather bony area all in all it would have a fair amount of pain. Oh well maybe if she does win though at least more tattooists will turn 18 year olds that want retarded tatts away. I don't think anyones first tattoo ever should be facial.
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Post by midi » 17 Jun 2009, 14:13

Yeah I read that before and found it hard to believe she had fallen asleep while getting it done.

And who the heck gets a face tattoo on the first visit o.O
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Post by Xact » 17 Jun 2009, 14:26

Who the fuck does 56 when your ask for 3?

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Post by Dropdeadqt » 17 Jun 2009, 14:29

Xact wrote:Who the fuck does 56 when your ask for 3?
The one who you told to do 56 before your dad blasted you when he saw it?
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Post by Vampirial » 17 Jun 2009, 14:34

Noraneko wrote:
Xact wrote:Who the fuck does 56 when your ask for 3?
The one who you told to do 56 before your dad blasted you when he saw it?

exactly. But seriously most tattooists would simply not do this kind of work. Anyone would go ummmm gee this girl is 18 should she really be getting her fucking face tattooed?!!

As an example a tattooist Hatter and i used to go too had a bloke come in who had light brown skin. He asked them if he could get his dick tattooed darker - they were all cool ok we can do that but why? Turns out the guys gf said it wasn't black enough for her, the tattooist said sorry man but find another gf I won't touch that. i've also heard the same with people wanting first tattoos that are ridiculously stupid or highly offensive on public areas of the body and tattooists refusing to touch them. Sometimes you just can't encourage/ or want to be associated with anothers stupidity especially when getting tattooed is such a big business and people will fork out a lot of money for someone reputable.
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Post by Takius » 17 Jun 2009, 16:34

Thats all true, although I'd still like a tattoo of pedobear on my chest....not

I found the best part of the article was the link to that gallery of bad tats, a great example of when ideas that sound funny stone turn out to be highly embarrassing for all involved:

"This tattoo combines ill movie star Patrick Swayze with a centuar standing in front of what seems to be dual intertwining rainbows."

Or how about

"American woman Kari Smith received US$10,000 (A$14,000) to have an online casino's domain name tattooed onto her forehead. She she wanted to provide a brighter future for her son."

alothough the guy who got

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Tattooed on his neck wins.
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Post by Johnnyrico » 17 Jun 2009, 16:42

Heres what happened.

Little girl begs daddy for tattoo.
Daddy Agrees
Little girl gets tattoo, but asks for more, eg her entire fucking face, without daddys consent.
Daddy was waiting outside.
Little girl shows daddy her new tattoos
Daddy does not approve
Little girl LIES about asking for more tattos
Daddy believes it.
Daddy flips.

fucking morons,

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Post by Infamous » 17 Jun 2009, 17:49

I don't see the problem...looks totally HAWT rofl
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Post by Karjalan » 17 Jun 2009, 18:04

We won't be able to see all the stars past our pubes anyway, so why is she complaining.
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Post by Obsolet » 17 Jun 2009, 18:25

lol

after your done she will be seeing stars right karj?
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Post by Mitra » 17 Jun 2009, 20:28

midi wrote:Yeah I read that before and found it hard to believe she had fallen asleep while getting it done.

And who the heck gets a face tattoo on the first visit o.O
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Post by Cartollomew » 17 Jun 2009, 21:59

Panettiere's Italian tattoo, which means "to live without regrets", has a spelling mistake. The phrase "vivere senza rimipianti" contains an extra "i" in the last word.
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Post by Mitra » 17 Jun 2009, 22:05

Cartollomew wrote:
Panettiere's Italian tattoo, which means "to live without regrets", has a spelling mistake. The phrase "vivere senza rimipianti" contains an extra "i" in the last word.
Oh ye gods... Why?
reckon she regrets the extra i?
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Post by Karjalan » 17 Jun 2009, 23:54

MAH-ori, Mouldy, Maaary...

Yeah I love the Moko, the Maori's tattoo's are sweet. I like how robbie williams stole the arm/shoulder one >.<
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Post by Infamous » 18 Jun 2009, 13:26

Here's a pic of my moko which my cousin has done for me

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and here's his website;

http://www.kupapaink.maori.nz/

Enjoy!
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