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Mews
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Re: Swine Flu
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by Mews » 01 May 2009, 10:10
Cartollomew wrote:Muse wrote:You assume I couldn't teach a female to tickle my prostate...
Exactly! Ergo, many gay men would suddenly find women attractive if they had a girl finger their anus?
By the by - when I get old enough that I start having to get my prostate checked out, I'm really hoping there's a better
examination method.
Finger?
Also lovin' the diagram on wiki cart.
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by Cartollomew » 01 May 2009, 13:56
Discussions about the Kinsey scale and fluidity of homosexuality aside:
http://www.badscience.net/2009/04/parmageddon/
This is interesting, not because Ben (a GP) brings anything new to the table, but because of his observation in the final paragraph:
I know I’m a D-list public intellectual, but I just think it’s interesting: because not only have the public lost all faith in the media; not only do so many people assume, now, that they are being misled; but more than that, the media themselves have lost all confidence in their own ability to give us the facts.
The various vendors of news are apparently incapable of knowing whether the stories they break have any credibility? Seriously?
That's scary.
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by Philondra » 01 May 2009, 15:04
Best swine flu joke ever (at least for Americans. As an aside: Mew, you might want to skip this)
They said we'd have a black president when pigs fly, and now, sure enough, the swine flu.
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by Takius » 01 May 2009, 15:16
Oh thats so terrible I laughed.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
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by Lellybaby » 01 May 2009, 15:18
They said we'd have a black president when pigs fly, and now, sure enough, the swine flu.
lol
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by Johnnyrico » 01 May 2009, 15:25
righto, lol'd pretty fuckin hard IRL
WINRAR
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by Xact » 01 May 2009, 16:16
Just in case you guys freak out...
Lobbity
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by Mews » 01 May 2009, 16:17
Philondra wrote:Best swine flu joke ever (at least for Americans. As an aside: Mew, you might want to skip this)
They said we'd have a black president when pigs fly, and now, sure enough, the swine flu.
I think I just had a cringe invoked stroke.
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by Vampirial » 01 May 2009, 19:18
i got one today.
Hey I am a bit worried . I want you to go to a swine flu test. I know you have not been to mexico but fuck me you've been with some pigs in your time.
Caught a lite sneeze
Dreamed a little dream
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by Cartollomew » 01 May 2009, 23:52
Satrix wrote:i got one today.
Hey I am a bit worried . I want you to go to a swine flu test. I know you have not been to mexico but fuck me you've been with some pigs in your time.
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by Mitra » 02 May 2009, 00:04
oh right
madagascar....
reference to the game pandemic....
how droll
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by Cartollomew » 02 May 2009, 00:10
Mitra wrote:oh right
madagascar....
reference to the game pandemic....
how droll
...aaaand Mitra catches up.
Spoke to a guy from my old work today - he had started playing Pandemic II again... was having a hard time killing people with Swine Flu.
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by Mitra » 02 May 2009, 00:12
i caught up with gasso, he mentioned the game.... i suddenly remembered you and talking about it at uni.... never actually played it.
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by Cartollomew » 02 May 2009, 00:21
Mitra wrote:i caught up with gasso, he mentioned the game.... i suddenly remembered you and talking about it at uni.... never actually played it.
Uni?
I played it late last year
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by Mitra » 02 May 2009, 00:38
must be getting senile in my old age
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