.........A RAGING raccoon has bitten off a pervert's penis as he tried to rape the animal.
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends when he leapt on the terrified animal.
“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
Attempted bestiality leads to severed penis
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Dropdeadqt
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Re: Attempted bestiality leads to severed penis
The amount of stupid shit that people do getting posted here... for some reason I'm not shocked, surprised or entertained by said article.... Just haha that'll learn him
"2+2 is 4"
Barney, the Dinosaur
Barney, the Dinosaur
Re: Attempted bestiality leads to severed penis
Best.Picture.Eva.
Having an abundance of platonic relationships reminiscent of my man, Mike Plato.
All that's left is a beautiful hour
And it's ours, ours.
The pale blue dot.
All that's left is a beautiful hour
And it's ours, ours.
The pale blue dot.
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Cartollomew
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Re: Attempted bestiality leads to severed penis
Always in Russia...
Who do you think you are? If you'd stopped winning, you could have been the Biggest Loser, if you gave up, you could have been a Survivor, if you'd stopped reading Orwell, you could have been on Big Brother!
Re: Attempted bestiality leads to severed penis
Its cold as fucking ice 95% of the time, so they're often trapped indoors and bored. What else is there to do but have sex and get horribly drunk. Well I guess wow, but then that's not always mutually exclusive of the other two >.>Cartollomew wrote:Always in Russia...
"2+2 is 4"
Barney, the Dinosaur
Barney, the Dinosaur
Re: Attempted bestiality leads to severed penis
"Fuck chicks, I fuck racoons motherfucker!"
The "pop enrage" for rogues.Ghostcrawler wrote:Adding poisons to FoK is actually a pretty hefty buff.
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Cartollomew
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Re: Attempted bestiality leads to severed penis
At least if you try to rape an animal in wow all that gets severed is your epeen...
Who do you think you are? If you'd stopped winning, you could have been the Biggest Loser, if you gave up, you could have been a Survivor, if you'd stopped reading Orwell, you could have been on Big Brother!