Man dies in Viagra-fuelled orgy

[Dropdeadqt]

A 28-year-old man has died after swallowing an entire bottle of Viagra to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two women.

The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov $6,000 that he wouldn’t be able to satisfy them both non-stop for the half-day sex marathon.

But minutes after winning the wager, the randy 28-year-old dropped dead with a heart attack, revealed Moscow police.

One of the women, named only as Alina, said: “We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do.”

http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0 ... 48,00.html

Maybe he should have left the bottle out and just swallowed the pills?

[Kayleb]

har har Alley

HE WON THE BET! champion... a price worth paying?

[Cartollomew]

Viagra roulette:

Take a few pieces of chewing gum. Chew until good and malleable.

Remove gum from mouth. Place a single viagra pill on the gum and the wrap the gum around it, so that the pill is completely sealed within the gum.

Swallow the gum whole.

Now... it might be tomorrow... or it might be 4 days time.

You can't tell when... but at some point you'll spring a boner.



Further viewing:
Lock Stock, and a Handful of Jack and Jills

Edit:

Read the comments in TFA for further lulz. Who knew that people reading Perth Now could produce such terrible wonderful puns.

[Mews]

I'm sorry Cart, but ALL puns are terrible.

[Chappy]

wat a way to die though, honestly that would have to be my dream way to die

[Cartollomew]

I'm sorry Cart, but ALL puns are terrible.

That's why I struck out the word "terrible", since it was implied

[Vampirial]

Least he died happy

Theres many man who would love to die this way hehe

[Cartollomew]

Theres many man who would love to die this way hehe

Sure, but maybe when I'm 98, not when I'm 28.

And seriously... 12 hours? I hope he breaks in there, cuz not even Rico I could manage 12 hours straight.

[Philondra]

I totally did 12 hours once. Of course, I was 20 at the time.

[Cartollomew]

I totally did 12 hours once. Of course, I was 20 at the time.

OMG! PHIL IS "ACE" RIMMER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXYfnWRp ... re=related

What a guy!

(Edit: Better video)

[Cartollomew]

(just watched that video again)

I'd forgotten how epic that was. One of the best opening seens in any TV show, ever. Posting in Videos forum.

[Karjalan]

Hmmm whilst the premise is awesome... Surely he could have acheived this WITHOUT swallowing the whole bottle....

Although his last living memory would be pretty sweet.

[Cartollomew]

Hmmm whilst the premise is awesome... Surely he could have acheived this WITHOUT swallowing the whole bottle....

Yeh. I'm still not convinced as to the authenticity of this particular report (I suspect top athletes would struggle to maintain 12 hours straight of sexual activity, let alone a mechanic and two random wenches).

But if he really thought he needed the viagra, one pill every few hours would probably have been more than sufficient. Oh well.

Although his last living memory would be pretty sweet.

Perhaps something along the lines of "What's that pain, my arm is numb, ohfuckwhatishappeni-"

It's my secret shame that I believe everyone dies without the classic "life flashing before eyes" thing, and instead experiences more of a "What out that bus? What bus? Oh shi-" moment.