http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/newshome/5330432
Okay, so Muse' "guy who had half his body eaten by a chimp" story seems a lot more likely.
Seriously, it's bad enough for people to own huge dogs, chimps are nasty pricks.
Chimps Gone Wild
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WTB pics of that guys face. I guess it's justice for taking a fucking wild animal as a pet though. These people get no sympathy from me.
I was actually looking for a guy who got his nose removed for no good medical reason, I think his excuse was something along the lines of "It didn't feel like it was a part of my body, it didn't feel like it belonged to me".
Kinda like that guy who had his arm amputated and then attached to his brother. They also "traded" fingers or something too. Fucking weird.
EDIT: Apparently the arm switching was a April fools joke, I should read more. But I'm sure the nose thing is true... or maybe not.
I was actually looking for a guy who got his nose removed for no good medical reason, I think his excuse was something along the lines of "It didn't feel like it was a part of my body, it didn't feel like it belonged to me".
Kinda like that guy who had his arm amputated and then attached to his brother. They also "traded" fingers or something too. Fucking weird.
EDIT: Apparently the arm switching was a April fools joke, I should read more. But I'm sure the nose thing is true... or maybe not.
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Lets be honest mew, who does get sympathy from mew?These people get no sympathy from me.
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I'll get back to you on that.
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It's a relatively "common" (not incredibly rare, I guess) psychological condition - usually with arms or legs though.Muse wrote: But I'm sure the nose thing is true... or maybe not.
These people really don't feel comfortable with the limb in question and often do all kinds of silly things to force an amputation.
And then... if they succeed, they feel way better and get on with their lives.
It really is strange.
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I laughed at them playing the audio tapes on the news "OMG HE KILLED MY FRIEND, HE ATE HER FACE OFF".....
I'm actually disappointed to hear that the woman was only injured and not killed, makes the story far less interesting.
I'm actually disappointed to hear that the woman was only injured and not killed, makes the story far less interesting.
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Who do you think you are? If you'd stopped winning, you could have been the Biggest Loser, if you gave up, you could have been a Survivor, if you'd stopped reading Orwell, you could have been on Big Brother!
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ROFL!!!!!!!!
I opened the link and saw this...
I opened the link and saw this...
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Oh yeah I read about this last week. That'll learn him
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Poetic justice hard at work.
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The victim of the Ape attack is seeking 50million in her lawsuit filed recently.
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