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Coffee Causes Cancer, Experts Didn't Say
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Re: Coffee Causes Cancer, Experts Didn't Say
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Re: Coffee Causes Cancer, Experts Didn't Say
that was thoroughly enjoyable 
Hatters sister is really big on all that mother over the top stuff, hatter terms her group "nipple nazi's" as their very anal about breast feeding (doesn't matter if the women physically can't). Kind of reminds me of a story - Hatter's brother has a baby due in april with his girlfriend. So for xmas we bought them a big hamper of baby stuff (not clothes just all the other nicknax that come in handy) with a little help from hatter's sister on what was good to get. The issue of baby powder came up, apparently we shouldn't (ie couldn't) buy it as new research (supposedly) suggests links between ovarian cancer and baby powder useage. Which I said to hatter but there ummmm having a boy....
Hatters sister is really big on all that mother over the top stuff, hatter terms her group "nipple nazi's" as their very anal about breast feeding (doesn't matter if the women physically can't). Kind of reminds me of a story - Hatter's brother has a baby due in april with his girlfriend. So for xmas we bought them a big hamper of baby stuff (not clothes just all the other nicknax that come in handy) with a little help from hatter's sister on what was good to get. The issue of baby powder came up, apparently we shouldn't (ie couldn't) buy it as new research (supposedly) suggests links between ovarian cancer and baby powder useage. Which I said to hatter but there ummmm having a boy....
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Re: Coffee Causes Cancer, Experts Didn't Say
hmmm would that be talc or cornstarch based baby powder?Satoriella wrote: The issue of baby powder came up, apparently we shouldn't (ie couldn't) buy it as new research (supposedly) suggests links between ovarian cancer and baby powder useage. Which I said to hatter but there ummmm having a boy....
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Re: Coffee Causes Cancer, Experts Didn't Say
talc (I'd presume cos I told her I had johnsons baby powder)
Caught a lite sneeze
Dreamed a little dream
Made my own pretty hate machine
Dreamed a little dream
Made my own pretty hate machine