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Post by Xact » 31 Oct 2008, 16:36

Show your disapproval.


http://nocleanfeed.com/

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Post by Cartollomew » 31 Oct 2008, 17:43

The bad news: resistance is futile.

The good news: so is the concept.
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Post by Cartollomew » 27 Nov 2008, 16:12

OH NO! PLEASE! Won't somebody think of the children?

Most child molesters haven't used cocaine! We therefore need to legalise and administer cocaine to everyone in the country immediately!

What? YOU'RE OPPOSED TO THAT?

But... you don't hate children do you?
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Post by Dropdeadqt » 27 Nov 2008, 16:19

But... I do hate children...

They shit everywhere
Cry all night
Are harder to read than women (every single thing is in the form of "WAAA WAAA WAAAAAAAAAA")
Can't dress themselves
Can't do anything themselves

Children are FAIL.

Thus by deductive reasoning that article is also fail since it includes the words children and children are fail...

AM I DOOIN EET RIIITTTEE?!?!?!?!?!
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Post by Mitra » 27 Nov 2008, 22:50

In 2005 the United States National Center for Missing and Exploited Children revealed that 40 per cent of arrested child pornography possessors sexually abused children. The most disturbing trend is that the demand for sexual images of babies and toddlers and images of children being sexually tortured is increasing.
see the statistics prove that the majority of child pornography possessors aren't abusing children....

and there's no proof it's a causal thing. maybe they just appreciate controversial art. :roll:


for a recent media report on the issue. see HERE
watch for the "you're not suggesting people should access child porn"
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Post by Philondra » 28 Nov 2008, 12:23

To be perfectly honest, every single article I read on the subject really just get me more and more angry at how stupid some of these "protect the children" people are. But there are no arguments I can make that have not already been made.

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Post by Johnnyrico » 28 Nov 2008, 12:30

but phil, who will think of the children? Will someone please think of the children!?!?

D:
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Post by Philondra » 28 Nov 2008, 12:50

I think the whole problem is that people ARE thinking of the children.
Specifically, thinking of them with their clothes off.

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Post by Dropdeadqt » 28 Nov 2008, 13:48

On a slightly related note...

I love the father's approach to the situation. The kid goes and does it again...

Then the last part, pure win.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24 ... 21,00.html

Surprised the kid hasn't sued his parents yet TBH.
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Post by Cartollomew » 28 Nov 2008, 14:19

Well that's refreshing; seems like today's parents are all about the "my child is so precious and special, you must treat him with kid gloves!"

It's nice to see a parent who puts the responsibility and consequences back on the child (though, seriously - what kind of shit must that kid be to be kicked off a bus at age five?)

I'm biased though, I've always grown up around teachers, so my immediate reaction is to assume all children are little snots who deserve to be punished before they can do anything wrong.
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Post by Mitra » 28 Nov 2008, 20:37

Cartollomew wrote: I'm biased though, I've always grown up around teachers, so my immediate reaction is to assume all children are little snots who deserve to be punished before they can do anything wrong.
you mean raised correctly.... :)
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Post by Cartollomew » 04 Dec 2008, 15:58

Who do you think you are? If you'd stopped winning, you could have been the Biggest Loser, if you gave up, you could have been a Survivor, if you'd stopped reading Orwell, you could have been on Big Brother!

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Post by Philondra » 04 Dec 2008, 16:17

The best sentence is by *far* the last:
The first filtering offices will be set up in Arsenal, Penistone and Scunthorpe.

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Post by Cartollomew » 04 Dec 2008, 16:32

I liked the picture of the pussy getting censored (SFW, trust me).
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Post by Lellybaby » 04 Dec 2008, 16:41

that was hilarious... thankyee for the laugh
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