Okay, this one's just weird

[Cartollomew]

http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/newshome/5249132

Pretty sure Elmo had a run in with this guy once :-O

Seriously though, this is a case of being criminally stupid: if you have a loaded gun in the back of your car, along with cannabis and cannabis plants, you're filming yourself while flogging the bishop (I'm guessing he was driving with his knees?) and speeding.

Short of sticking a flashing light on top of your car and playing Ride of the Valkyries at 130dB, there's no way he could have drawn more attention to himself.

Epic fail.

Also:
Note that the magistrate had been hoping for expecting someone younger.
This does not suggest that people get smarter as they grow older. Maybe it suggests that stupid people die younger...

[Mitra]

wait filming yourself masturbating is an offence.... surely the law isn't that specific....

[Johnnyrico]

showed the link to a workmate just now, he told me about some chap in england who was speeind at 180k's while fapping it, crashed. killing some couple in another car.

Keep it in your pants when driving newbs

or at least l2recieve blowjobs dumbass.

[Cartollomew]

wait filming yourself masturbating is an offence.... surely the law isn't that specific....

No, but I'm pretty sure it could be considered "dangerous driving" without stretching the interpretation of the law too much.

Actually just filming yourself isn't. Unless you're under 18, in which case (I'm not even joking here) you can be done for possessing child pornography.
Of... yourself.

[Mitra]

hmmm i left out the keywords "while driving"

[Xact]

Showed a few people at work.

One made a few comments on the wording of the article.

"He got pulled over"

"he had a loaded rifle"


lol