MPAA calls for net filtering in the US

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MPAA calls for net filtering in the US

Post by Cartollomew » 11 Dec 2008, 15:31

http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/1 ... g-oba.html

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Oh right. This is more "won't somebody PLEASE think of the money!"

I think if we're putting this sort of thing in place, we should go the whole hog and set up a special "brain filter". The brain filter will know when you're thinking bad thoughts and filter them out.

Because it's just as possible as the filter they describe.

We could built both the filters into one piece of hardware called "Santa" - he knows if you've been bad or good. Also, he doesn't exist.

Don't tell the MPAA though, it'll only upset them.
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