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Post by Cartollomew » 09 Sep 2008, 12:17

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THe Australian is Pulitzer material compared to the 2 WA newspapers.
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Post by Philondra » 11 Sep 2008, 19:33

Well, let's see how pulitzer they are compared to cnn on the issue of Matt Brown!

According to CNN, Matt Brown resigned for dancing in "very brief" underwear at an officer party while drunk. OK, whatever.

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/st ... 01,00.html

So not only was he drunk, but he titty fucked an MP while in said "very brief" underwear? And the allegedly said to said MP's daughter, "I'm titty fucking your mother?"

Damn. That's some funny CNN censoring right there!

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Post by Cartollomew » 15 Sep 2008, 23:32

And yet another contender for "Accidentally Worst Headline... Or is it?"

http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/newshome/5015341
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Post by Cartollomew » 16 Sep 2008, 23:59

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Post by Mews » 17 Sep 2008, 00:42

Do your research, quests in Stonetalon mountains don't give 110 Gold and 234 silver.

I know what they're smoking to come up with this shit. Well, at least it's entertaining.
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Post by Karjalan » 17 Sep 2008, 06:37

And most of the spy agencies' employees aren't exactly level-70 shamans.


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Post by Marlosious » 18 Sep 2008, 12:51

......wow..... That dude must have had a fish fetish and been doing some weird shit.... a fish just does not slip "from his hand and entered his urethra" :S

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Post by Cartollomew » 18 Sep 2008, 13:04

I just read that story with my mouth open the whole time.

What. The. Fuck?

I'd refer the boy to the post I made in this thread regarding places you shouldn't put your love knuckle, but even the crazy guys who jam their john into a metal bench are smart enough not to put things into it.

The mind boggles.
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Post by Dropdeadqt » 18 Sep 2008, 13:41

If you give him the benefit of the doubt you have to assume a few things.

1) He has a GIANT... hole in his penis.
2a) The fish must be the underwater kingdoms equivalent of Popeye after a 2kg can of spinach to swim AGAINST the current
OR
2b) The fish is secretly MacGuyver and managed to get a hold of a pencil shaving and 3-4 specs of dust before entering (with which to make a jetski).

I just don't see why you would need to hold your fish while using the toilet... ever... EVER...

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Post by Philondra » 18 Sep 2008, 13:52

I can't believe that the doctor bought that story hook, line, and sinker.

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Post by Xact » 18 Sep 2008, 15:03

I remember hearing something about some sort of fish in the amazon that has swam against the current into people peeing in the water, it then lodges in the penis.

Sounds like fun.

*Edit* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru

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Post by Dropdeadqt » 18 Sep 2008, 15:17

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"Only a larger fish such as a Salmon or Trout could leap the required distance, however there will be an obvious size of fish versus size of penis issue here."
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Post by Cartollomew » 18 Sep 2008, 15:22

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Post by Xact » 18 Sep 2008, 15:22

Thats epic

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