Molotov

Quick, remove it before Phil has a stroke over that grammar.

I miss those english lessons, lol.

I...I don't even understand what it's trying to say.

a -> at a

I prefer to think it's missing parenthetical commas. "feared abducted by her ex-boyfriend, a school toilet block, has been found"

it's missing at a.

Even when i read it with your corrections dukkha, it still seems like her exboyfriend is the toilet.

That was the intent of my correction. I wasn't trying to make it accurate, I was trying to clarify the important issue of girls dating toilet blocks.

Stolen Painting Found By Tree, etc etc.

Pretty turgid prose even with the correction.