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Re: Swine Flu
Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 13:42
by Cartollomew
Xact wrote:BRANSON! TAKE ME TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOON
I think he's dreamy too.
Re: Swine Flu
Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 13:44
by Xact
There is something about him that just makes me want to be gay...
Maybe its all the money or that lovely hair, but he is the one man I'd turn gay for.
Ohh and Karj
And maybe Mew if it meant he wouldn't talk anymore
And selten, dukkha, gank, captain planet and he-man.
Re: Swine Flu
Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 13:51
by Cartollomew
He-Man totally doesn't count - it's like free parking.
Re: Swine Flu
Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 14:03
by Johnnyrico
well fk u xact, no rico love:(
Re: Swine Flu
Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 14:16
by Xact
I've already had you...
When are you coming back to Melb btw?
Re: Swine Flu
Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 14:27
by Johnnyrico
august?
Re: Swine Flu
Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 14:41
by Xact
Sounds good!
Re: Swine Flu
Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 16:14
by Mews
Johnnyrico wrote:august?
Birthday present!
I'd turn gay for you Rico, fo'sure.
Re: Swine Flu
Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 17:12
by Cartollomew
Aussie in London has swine flu symptoms
Okay... there is a problem with this headline. Let's fix it:
*Swine flu symptoms are flu symptoms.
So:
Aussie in London has flu symptoms
Step 2, she feels fine now:
Aussie in London had flu symptoms (clearly not swine flu, feels okay now)
Step3, she felt bad on Saturday, but now she's fine. It probably wasn't even regular flu:
Aussie in London had a cold
Hmm... needs something... extra:
Aussie in London had the sniffles for a bit. OH MY GOD! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! SONOFABITCH! IT'LL BE LIKE 28 DAYS LATER! KILL ME NOW BEFORE THE SUFFERING BEGINS!
Ah, much better!
Re: Swine Flu
Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 19:51
by Leshrac
Cartollomew wrote:
Aussie in London had flu symptoms (clearly not swine flu, feels okay now)
Slightly wrong. Its pretty much as
killer as a normal flu, so everyone except half dead mexicans living in piles of shit recover normally. We had like a whole bunch of kids (from my old school) just test positive for H1N1, so if you travel to an NZ airport right now and you cough, you get put in quarantine for a month. Also there is a story of a kid from said school, who went round faking a cough and got suspended, i lold
Re: Swine Flu
Posted: 30 Apr 2009, 12:56
by Tassia
Looks like we are at risk as well.
http://www.wowhead.com/?spell=50303
Re: Swine Flu
Posted: 30 Apr 2009, 13:09
by Cartollomew
Pure gold.
Now if they add a tiny Madagascar shaped country which refuses access to anyone with a disease, we're in business.
Re: Swine Flu
Posted: 30 Apr 2009, 13:15
by Karjalan
Haha this was an actual ingame disease before it became the media frenzy... Winrar
Re: Swine Flu
Posted: 30 Apr 2009, 13:41
by Mews
What a crappy proc rate, once every 38 years?
Pure gold.
Re: Swine Flu
Posted: 30 Apr 2009, 13:44
by Xact
The leader of the flu has made his demands....
MOAR CIGARS AND HOOKERS CUNTS!