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Cheating girlfriend
Posted: 12 Aug 2009, 04:29
by Mews
Re: Cheating girlfriend
Posted: 12 Aug 2009, 09:49
by Kayleb
I'm a little blacksmith short and stout,
here is my anvil, here is my mace
When I get all teared up, hear me shout
"YOUR DUMPED BITCH"
smash her heart on live national radio in the mornin
I couldnt help listen all the way to the end, he builds and builds it up...
and then *SPLAT*
poor girl, that guy must've been pissed
Re: Cheating girlfriend
Posted: 12 Aug 2009, 12:53
by Cartollomew
Holy crap, that's harsh.
But seriously, who gives head to their boss?
Re: Cheating girlfriend
Posted: 12 Aug 2009, 12:56
by Kayleb
But seriously, who doesn't give head to their boss?
Re: Cheating girlfriend
Posted: 12 Aug 2009, 13:01
by Cartollomew
Kayleb wrote:
But seriously, who doesn't give head to their boss?
You're hired!
Re: Cheating girlfriend
Posted: 12 Aug 2009, 13:13
by Johnnyrico
Man fk that asshole.
I'll take that chick cheater or not.
Accents = win!
PS: That was epic dumage tho, haha.
Re: Cheating girlfriend
Posted: 12 Aug 2009, 13:14
by Cartollomew
Johnnyrico wrote:Accents = win!
But he's a brit too, so I don't think it counts.
It'd be like... finding a Spanish accent hawt when you're Spanish. It's only exotic if not everyone is sporting the same vowels.
Edit:
Also you'd be constantly spraying breath freshener in her mouth, or lobbing a mint in there.
Re: Cheating girlfriend
Posted: 12 Aug 2009, 14:36
by Johnnyrico
Cartollomew wrote:Johnnyrico wrote:Accents = win!
But he's a brit too, so I don't think it counts.
It'd be like... finding a Spanish accent hawt when you're Spanish. It's only exotic if not everyone is sporting the same vowels.
Edit:
Also you'd be constantly spraying breath freshener in her mouth, or lobbing a mint in there.
I'm indian and find the indian accent hot!!
...actually im more coconut than than indian, sighhh
Re: Cheating girlfriend
Posted: 12 Aug 2009, 14:44
by Cartollomew
Johnnyrico wrote:I'm indian and find the indian accent hot!!
...actually im more coconut than than indian, sighhh
There's a certain Indian lilt that is decidedly delicious.
...
Ex... excuse me. I have to have some alone time with that Tenga video again.
Re: Cheating girlfriend
Posted: 13 Aug 2009, 06:43
by dyer
Good stuff
Re: Cheating girlfriend
Posted: 14 Aug 2009, 00:23
by Nats
haha