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Post by Cartollomew » 29 May 2008, 11:52

Philondra wrote:Maybe I'm just really dense, but what is the bottom right item? It looks to me like a paintbrush with a microphone.
At a guess, 2 different kinds of mace. A morning star? Or something.
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Post by dukkha » 29 May 2008, 11:52

Pretty sure it's two different maces.
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Post by Runetender » 29 May 2008, 11:57

Sextoy imo

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Post by Cartollomew » 29 May 2008, 12:00

Nobody else was concerned that they've used an assault rifle and a waraxe as examples?

And two kinds of mace... you know, in case someone says, "Well hey, warhammers are banned, but you didn't say anything about free-swinging pincer-mounted thorn crushers"

On the plus side, they appear not to have banned fist weapons (at least, pictorially).
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Post by Karjalan » 29 May 2008, 12:09

I wasn't even aware they made maces anymore... and if they don't, they should be in a museum O.o
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Post by Cartollomew » 29 May 2008, 12:12

Karjalan wrote:I wasn't even aware they made maces anymore... and if they don't, they should be in a museum O.o
Ahh, maybe it's a sign at a museum.

With like, "dangerous weapons throughout the ages" as an exhibit.

And they either don't want people bringing in examples from their great-great-grandmother's collection, or uncle Stevorski's AK, or they don't want people taking the collection outside the exhibit.
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Post by Vampirial » 29 May 2008, 12:17

Karjalan wrote:I wasn't even aware they made maces anymore... and if they don't, they should be in a museum O.o
Most weapons are still pretty easy to get, Hatter collects weapons so we got a fair few. No maces or axes yet but heaps of camping stores around here sell em, and if you go to a medieval fair youll see the few stalls around selling em.
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Post by Dropdeadqt » 29 May 2008, 12:20

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Post by Nethernova » 29 May 2008, 12:24

Cartollomew wrote:
Philondra wrote:Maybe I'm just really dense, but what is the bottom right item? It looks to me like a paintbrush with a microphone.
At a guess, 2 different kinds of mace. A morning star? Or something.
Isn't a morning star like a flail kinda thing attached to a chain and handle?
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Post by Cartollomew » 29 May 2008, 12:31

Satoriella wrote: Most weapons are still pretty easy to get, Hatter collects weapons so we got a fair few. No maces or axes yet but heaps of camping stores around here sell em, and if you go to a medieval fair youll see the few stalls

around selling em.
We've got a pretty big wood-axe in our shed from the previous owners.

Looks pretty boss. I keep having to resist the urge to hack up the back door with it and scream "Heeeeeeeeeeere's JOHNNY!"
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Post by Xact » 29 May 2008, 12:44

Cartollomew wrote:We've got a pretty big wood-axe in our shed from the previous owners.

Looks pretty boss. I keep having to resist the urge to hack up the back door with it and scream "Heeeeeeeeeeere's JOHNNY!"
hahahahaha

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Post by Vampirial » 29 May 2008, 12:47

Xact wrote:
Cartollomew wrote:We've got a pretty big wood-axe in our shed from the previous owners.

Looks pretty boss. I keep having to resist the urge to hack up the back door with it and scream "Heeeeeeeeeeere's JOHNNY!"



Awright so if I hear of some axe weilding murderer doing a Jack nicholson rip off somewhere in perth your so busted haha
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Post by Dropdeadqt » 29 May 2008, 12:51

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Post by Cartollomew » 29 May 2008, 12:54

Flail, that was the word I was trying to think of.

Frankly, that thing looks like it's just as dangerous to the wielder.
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Post by Karjalan » 29 May 2008, 12:57

A flail is a nun-chuck where you don't have the option of screwing up
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