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Post by Mews » 04 Jun 2008, 16:17

Nethernova wrote:
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Philondra wrote:Maybe I'm just really dense, but what is the bottom right item? It looks to me like a paintbrush with a microphone.


At a guess, 2 different kinds of mace. A morning star? Or something.


Isn't a morning star like a flail kinda thing attached to a chain and handle?


If Diablo 2 taught me anything, and it did, it's that a Morning star is a spiked ball on the end of a forearm length handle, the first picture Alleycat posted.

A "Mace" is blunt, no spikes.
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Post by Philondra » 04 Jun 2008, 16:28

Are you sure? I thought the "ball with spikes" was a "morning star" (see: the 2H mace from karathress), but the "ball and chain" ws a "flail" regardless of the presence of absence of spikes.

Of course, someone with more knowledge than I will probably just shoot me down.

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Post by Cartollomew » 04 Jun 2008, 16:51

Philondra wrote:Of course, someone with more knowledge than I is a great big nerd and shouldn't ever venture out of a Ren faire.
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Post by Mitra » 04 Jun 2008, 23:55

thankfully there is a place where we can consult with such guru's of ye olde thyme

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flail_(weapon) wrote:The term "morning star" actually refers to the head of a weapon[citation needed] (the small round spiked ball) and can be used for either a morning star mace (on a shaft) or flail (if on a chain). Flails also sometimes had blunt round heads or flanges like a mace. Some written records point to small rings attached to chains on a flail used to inflict greater damage, but no historical examples are known to exist.[citation needed]

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Post by Cartollomew » 05 Jun 2008, 11:59

Not strictly speaking just a pic, but this thread has been derailed anyways:

http://gizmodo.com/350091/cheeseburger- ... -ever-seen

I can has this?

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I love the comment that's like 4th from the top:
"4 fricken Euros?"

It's like saying, "I'll kick you in the nuts if you pay me a dollar" and they're all like "A dollar? I'll give you 20 cents."
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Post by Karjalan » 06 Jun 2008, 17:57

Worthy under the same classification of "sniffing sisters panties"

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Post by Kalifa » 10 Jun 2008, 12:57

only in america.....

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Post by Cartollomew » 10 Jun 2008, 13:14

I'm having breathing trouble just looking at it.

That guy looks pretty chuffed though.
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Post by Philondra » 10 Jun 2008, 13:29

Holy fuckballs Plast, is that a wedding cake?!

Can't type .... arteries... hardening!!

/passes out

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Post by Karjalan » 10 Jun 2008, 13:46

Nothing says "i love you honey" quite like type 2 Diabetes
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Post by Derathius » 10 Jun 2008, 19:33

Karjalan wrote:Nothing says "i love you honey" quite like type 2 Diabetes


Or saying "Hey honey. I got HIV from our next door neighbour."
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Post by Vampirial » 12 Jun 2008, 10:22

Karjalan wrote:Worthy under the same classification of "sniffing sisters panties"

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/2307 ... sisgx1.jpg


OMG if thats true..... like kick your freaking son out the door
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Post by midi » 12 Jun 2008, 10:28

That got a good laugh around the office Plast =]
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Post by Karjalan » 12 Jun 2008, 11:06

Satoriella wrote:
Karjalan wrote:Worthy under the same classification of "sniffing sisters panties"

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/2307 ... sisgx1.jpg


OMG if thats true..... like kick your freaking son out the door


Man that would just be such a fucked up thing to confront someone about... I think the appropriate action would be a restraining order and counseling. Maybe she is too afraid to admit to anyone cause of the religion element... A lot of things like this in religion have the blame/responsibility pushed onto the victim >.> GG 21st century.
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Post by Mews » 12 Jun 2008, 14:23

I think there's a non embarassing solution to that.

Hire a male prostitute to fuck him and see how he likes it.
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