The true facts about nutrition

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The true facts about nutrition

Post by qt_pi » 11 Apr 2010, 01:31

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the the word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.













CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like..
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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Re: The true facts about nutrition

Post by Mitra » 11 Apr 2010, 01:44

OR: Moderation Kills :-P
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Re: The true facts about nutrition

Post by Infamous » 11 Apr 2010, 11:27

qt_pi wrote:The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
Thos Germans sure know how to party!
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Post by Karjalan » 11 Apr 2010, 14:56

qt_pi wrote:CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like..
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Exercise, a change in the way we eat (smaller meals spread out over longer period of time) and a reduction in excessive salt/sugar is the best way to a healthy heart. Or so I'm told from leading doctors around the world at a meeting I went to recently (hosted in Melbourne while waiting to meet up with mein papa)
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Re: The true facts about nutrition

Post by Kayleb » 13 Apr 2010, 20:21

Karj, Mein Opa!

Get it right commrade
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