What sort of sandwiches do you have?
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Philondra
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The Big Lebowski, as written by Shakespeare
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by Philondra » 08 Jan 2010, 12:19
http://www.runleiarun.com/lebowski/
Here is a sample:
This befalleth when thou firk’st a stranger ‘twixt the buttocks, Laurence! Understand’st thou? Dost thou attend me? Seest thou what happens, Laurence? Seest thou what happens, Laurence? Seest thou what happens, Laurence, when thou firk’st a stranger ‘twixt the buttocks?! This be what befalleth, Laurence! This be what befalleth, Laurence!
I approve.
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Obsolet
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by Obsolet » 08 Jan 2010, 14:11
FML
i hate when they make books/stuff in old english slang - it makes my head hurt
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Cartollomew
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by Cartollomew » 18 Jan 2010, 17:42
This is one of the most awesome things ever.
Walter wrote:I stand before thee tainted with remorse, and beg thy mercy; I am overcome. A pox upon’t, Knave; let us play at ninepins.
Original:
"Fuck it... let's go bowling."
Who do you think you are? If you'd stopped winning, you could have been the Biggest Loser, if you gave up, you could have been a Survivor, if you'd stopped reading Orwell, you could have been on Big Brother!
