Gronk... What is it?

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Gronk... What is it?

Post by Dropdeadqt » 07 Nov 2009, 00:07

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Re: Gronk... What is it?

Post by Vyzen » 07 Nov 2009, 00:29

found a few haha

1. Gronk, a supervillain in the Marvel Comics universe.

2. To clear the state of a wedged device and restart it. More severe than 'to frob'

3. The sound made by many 3.5-inch diskette drives
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Re: Gronk... What is it?

Post by Magdelena » 07 Nov 2009, 02:02

I'm fairly certain it's a dust bunny that, on closer inspection, is made up of stray public hairs.
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Re: Gronk... What is it?

Post by Cartollomew » 07 Nov 2009, 02:11

Gronk, n.
A potent alcoholic beverage. Dark brown and opaque. Both foams and steams.
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Re: Gronk... What is it?

Post by Lellybaby » 07 Nov 2009, 09:57

The sounds that Miss Piggy makes when Kermit mounts her.
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Re: Gronk... What is it?

Post by Tealc » 07 Nov 2009, 11:49

Well its u alley

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Re: Gronk... What is it?

Post by Plexi » 07 Nov 2009, 17:10

Magdelena wrote:I'm fairly certain it's a dust bunny that, on closer inspection, is made up of stray public hairs.

Wait... what? o_.

So a Gronk is a dirty Commie hair bunny?

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Re: Gronk... What is it?

Post by qualderran » 07 Nov 2009, 17:42

A couple of definitions i found that i liked.

1.) A dinosaur utterance as found in Johnny Hart's syndicated comic, B.C.
Cell 1: The Apteryx is standing in front of The Dinosaur. The word bubble over The Apteryx reads, "I am The Apteryx, a wingless bird with hairy feathers."
Cell 2: The word bubble over dinosaur reads, "Gronk".

2.) Verb: To stick your nose into someones Belly Button like you are a pig hunting for truffles.
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Re: Gronk... What is it?

Post by Rathollorn » 08 Nov 2009, 08:09

Gronk ... the collective noun for a car full of bogans doing blocks / stealing cigarettes / impregnating 14 year olds or whatever it is that bogans do.
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Re: Gronk... What is it?

Post by Magdelena » 08 Nov 2009, 09:28

2.) Verb: To stick your nose into someones Belly Button like you are a pig hunting for truffles.
Now THAT sounds like fun. For both the Gronker and the Gronkee. :D
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Re: Gronk... What is it?

Post by Misio » 08 Nov 2009, 12:53

1)

a total loser, moron and idiot who always says "ill just" before he/she does anything
go to "wings n' things" in Ryde NSW AUSTRALIA, and you will know exactly what a gronk is - trust me!!!

2)
a fool, an idiot, a dickhead, a silly person
ur a gronk dont burn his pants!

3)
One who is a bitch, an ass kisser, a muppet.You can slap him around and he wont do shit but then when u walk away he will mumble under his breath or bitch about how he was going to kick your ass to his friends.
Not enough of a man to talk to a women.
Prone to sucking up and talking about themselves alot.
Possibly lacking in testosterone or testicles
Nik: "This guy at the pub today said i was a dirty little faggot and kicked me in the scrote, and i was going to fuck him up , he's lucky i had an itchy ass crack or i would have kicked his ass with my mad wicked kung fool skills! Fuck i'm a mad cunt, I was fully going to hit on his hot girlfriend too, after i kicked his ass , cos i looked at her and she smiled at me, or blinked or something, yeah she wants me man! I'm the sexiest guy alive, i'm so hot i dont need to talk to her she should come and talk to me, i never get laid whoo"
Everyone else: "You Gronk!"

4)

A deadshit, a suck-up, a person who has nothing going for them, a person who refuses to face reality, a bludger or a scab, a pretentious person, a rich mummy's or daddy's boy, a stupid person, a dense person or one who does not care about the opinion of others, when they are right.

Originated in Lane Cove Shops, Sydney in the late 90s and spread rapidly...

People who are up themselves. Snob businessmen.

Lads; ad lays (pig latin).

Teenage kids who refuse to grow up and cant see past there own hard cunt attitudes.

A person who does not care about themselves enough and has low self esteem.

Stupidity for the sake of a non-humorous laugh, usually between close mates; a dickhead.

Dense; someone who does not get it!

Lane Cove Slang.
"Look at that gronk lad scabbing cigarettes for spin - what a deadshit!"

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"Can I borrow some money?"

"You never pay me back"

"I will this time... I promise man..."

"Fuck off gronk!"

5)

Australian Slang, (noun) A person that is totally lacking in fashion sense, motor skills and/or social skills. Usually a total moron, an extremely unpleasant person or an unwanted guest.
Sometimes: A likeable idiot or Bogan (especially in Queensland)
1. No wonder he can't get a girlfriend, he is such a gronk!
2. Why would you "steal my car for the weekend," you gronk!


I hope so answer nr 5 is that what you loking 4 :)

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Re: Gronk... What is it?

Post by Katarii » 08 Nov 2009, 18:43

maybe a wierd brand of beer (or alchohol) or a really messed up animal that the government dosen't want us to know about.

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Re: Gronk... What is it?

Post by Plexi » 08 Nov 2009, 22:43

3)
One who is a bitch, an ass kisser, a muppet.You can slap him around and he wont do shit but then when u walk away he will mumble under his breath or bitch about how he was going to kick your ass to his friends.
Not enough of a man to talk to a women.
Prone to sucking up and talking about themselves alot.
Possibly lacking in testosterone or testicles
Shortttemper: "This guy at the pub today said i was a dirty little faggot and kicked me in the scrote, and i was going to fuck him up , he's lucky i had an itchy ass crack or i would have kicked his ass with my mad wicked kung fool skills! Fuck i'm a mad cunt, I was fully going to hit on his hot girlfriend too, after i kicked his ass , cos i looked at her and she smiled at me, or blinked or something, yeah she wants me man! I'm the sexiest guy alive, i'm so hot i dont need to talk to her she should come and talk to me, i never get laid whoo"
Everyone else: "You Gronk!"

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Re: Gronk... What is it?

Post by Grouse » 09 Nov 2009, 13:01

Gronk (pr. Gr-ONK)

verb.
1. To physically strike a person or persons, over the head, with a balled fist. Whilst one is gritting one's teeth.

Etymology, [Australian Occer-ism]:
Gritted teeth; Bonk on the head. - D'oh!

In Rhyme:
"Darren and Shiela were having a blue// but got over it with a gronk or two."
Obsolet wrote:gronk can be used in this sentence below

"Hey baby, nice shoes, want to gronk?"
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Re: Gronk... What is it?

Post by Obsolet » 09 Nov 2009, 17:03

gronk can be used in this sentence below

"Hey baby, want to gronk?"
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