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Re: FML

Post by Lionhearted » 12 Jan 2010, 11:36

Today, I realized that I will never be able to buy the car I've wanted since middle school. The car? A greyish-silver Volvo, which is the make and color of car Kurt Cobain drove. The reason? I've been informed that it's also the make and color of the car that Edward Cullen drives in Twilight. FML

Can these vampires get any more girly? I mean he drives a volvo - this is a Vampire that would almost be impossible to kill but just to be safe he drives a volvo? WTF

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Re: FML

Post by Lellybaby » 12 Jan 2010, 11:38

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That's alice's car in New Moon. They all just drive expensive vehicles.
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Re: FML

Post by Plexi » 12 Jan 2010, 13:01

Volvo gets a bad rap. They are almost cool now.

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Re: FML

Post by Xact » 12 Jan 2010, 15:12

They are owned by Ford which is a good start :o

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Re: FML

Post by Mews » 12 Jan 2010, 15:14

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Having an abundance of platonic relationships reminiscent of my man, Mike Plato.

All that's left is a beautiful hour
And it's ours, ours.


The pale blue dot.

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Re: FML

Post by Mews » 20 Jan 2010, 20:11

Having an abundance of platonic relationships reminiscent of my man, Mike Plato.

All that's left is a beautiful hour
And it's ours, ours.


The pale blue dot.

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Re: FML

Post by Xact » 25 Jan 2010, 15:16

<+[PM]gothtec> Windows users posting their uptime... That's like a chinese dicksize competition.

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Re: FML

Post by Mews » 09 Feb 2010, 02:43

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
This guy is my hero.
Having an abundance of platonic relationships reminiscent of my man, Mike Plato.

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Re: FML

Post by Lellybaby » 10 Feb 2010, 15:23

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Juke a DK/Warrior, Die Anyway ._.

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Re: FML

Post by Cartollomew » 10 Feb 2010, 15:36

My mum used to work as a pre-primary teacher, and the woman in charge of the other class pronounced her "th" sounds as "f".

I always thought that was incredibly unfair on the kids, but to be honest, their parents probably had much more influence on them.

Which is why Lel's post makes me sad.

But it has a picture of a cute cat which makes me happy.

And then I worry about whether the cat has been desexed, and if its owners abandoned it, and the plight of abandoned pets in general which makes me sad.

And then I think of the cute animals being looked after in the refuge and that makes me happy.

And then I worry about orphans which makes me...
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Re: FML

Post by Lionhearted » 10 Mar 2010, 12:11

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

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Re: FML

Post by Johnnyrico » 10 Mar 2010, 12:48

Lionhearted wrote:Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML
oh god, hahahaha.
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Re: FML

Post by Kayleb » 10 Mar 2010, 21:26

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML
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Re: FML

Post by Lellybaby » 15 Mar 2010, 17:15

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Juke a DK/Warrior, Die Anyway ._.

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Re: FML

Post by Katarii » 20 Mar 2010, 07:17

Johnnyrico wrote:
Lionhearted wrote:Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML
oh god, hahahaha.
automatic /facepalm

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