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FML
Posted: 14 Sep 2009, 14:25
by Mews
http://www.fmylife.com
I'm sure this site was posted before, but a quick search turned up nothing. Anyway, here's a FML that Xact would enjoy.
Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up for it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML
Re: FML
Posted: 14 Sep 2009, 16:44
by Kayleb
Today, I got out of the shower to find my cat staring up at me. Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her, so she jumped up and clawed and tried to bite it. FML
Re: FML
Posted: 14 Sep 2009, 17:03
by Mews
Today, my five-year-old came home from summer camp crying because her friends and counselors had all laughed at her when she couldn't identify colors correctly during a game. My husband then confessed that he had taught her colors wrong because he thought it would be funny. FML
Kind of shit I would do. Pure gold.
Re: FML
Posted: 14 Sep 2009, 17:07
by Lellybaby
Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML
lol
Re: FML
Posted: 14 Sep 2009, 17:13
by Lellybaby
I love these!!
Today, my 11 year old son and I were going through some old photos. He saw one of me when I was 22 on a beach wearing a bikini. He said " Wow! Who's that?!" Quite proudly I said it was me. He looked at me and said " Whats happened?!". FML
Re: FML
Posted: 21 Sep 2009, 10:45
by Kayleb
Today, while giving a lecture about gasses to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusualy loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML
Re: FML
Posted: 22 Sep 2009, 18:53
by Cyrion
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
Re: FML
Posted: 22 Sep 2009, 18:57
by midi
Maybe Tasmanian cyri?
Re: FML
Posted: 22 Sep 2009, 21:27
by Cyrion
midi wrote:Maybe Tasmanian cyri?
That was my thought too Midi, but didnt want to offend any tasmanians here O.o
Re: FML
Posted: 23 Sep 2009, 11:55
by Grouse
Awesome site, well done!
Re: FML
Posted: 28 Sep 2009, 15:35
by Lellybaby
Best one Ever!
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "because you can't find a real girl I made your current one prettier, Love Mom."
Re: FML
Posted: 28 Sep 2009, 15:40
by Philondra
Lellybaby wrote:Best one Ever!
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "because you can't find a real girl I made your current one prettier, Love Mom."
What ever happened to politely ignoring things like that?!
Re: FML
Posted: 28 Sep 2009, 15:40
by Kayleb
WTF PHIL!!1!?!?
Re: FML
Posted: 28 Sep 2009, 15:44
by Lellybaby
Kayleb wrote:WTF PHIL!!1!?!?
Get with the times Kayleb
Phil has been back a whole 24 hours
Re: FML
Posted: 28 Sep 2009, 15:45
by Kayleb
Lellybaby wrote:Kayleb wrote:WTF PHIL!!1!?!?
Get with the times Kayleb
Phil has been back a whole 24 hours
I just got back from my grandparents, I spent the night visiting and missed Phils miraculous return FML