My new best friend

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Re: My new best friend

Post by Takius » 29 May 2009, 15:07

Johnnyrico wrote:sugar free red bull or gtfo

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25 ... 62,00.html

Why have sugar when you can get something better...
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Re: My new best friend

Post by Mitra » 29 May 2009, 21:01

Cartollomew wrote:One of the only reasons I ever drink RedEye is to counteract the nos from the night before.
Cart have you seen these
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Re: My new best friend

Post by Cartollomew » 30 May 2009, 00:39

Some of 'em yeh.

I like RedEye because it has the full package: Caffeine (from guarana rather than coffee beans - yech), B12, sugar, cold (when chilled).

I need that after a harsh night. I mean, I could just drink water and take a vitamin pill, but seriously. Doesn't compare.

Also: Vegemite on toast if need be.
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Re: My new best friend

Post by Mitra » 30 May 2009, 01:10

yah. it's like drinking meat
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Re: My new best friend

Post by Karjalan » 30 May 2009, 05:50

My new best friend vibrates and comes with 13 different settings............

FINE it's a cell phone.
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Re: My new best friend

Post by Mitra » 30 May 2009, 14:33

wow they'll put cell phones in everything nowadays
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Re: My new best friend

Post by Cartollomew » 30 May 2009, 15:41

Mitra wrote:wow they'll put cell phones in everything nowadays
This explains all those weird voicemail messages from Karj...
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