So I was sitting here at work and my mind started to wander during the company president's end of year speech. For some reason, the following implausible scenario came to mind and I had to struggle not to laugh. I hope it's sensible to non-Americans:
Let us posit that in some alternate universe, the following things are true:
1.) Gay Marriage is legal
2.) Magic Johnson is President of the United states
Given 1.) and 2.) above, would the First Spouse (?) of the United States be Larry Bird Johnson?