E-drama is drama....

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E-drama is drama....

Post by Loriden » 12 Aug 2008, 13:14

This thread was posted on the Dunemaul forums yesterday, and was deleted last night, but the wonders of google cache never cease to amaze me....:

(Long post INC, summary at bottom.)

Not to long ago, you posted a message claiming that you would back down from your campaign of stupidity on these forums. NFT had little faith that such an endeavor would succeed. Yet, we gave you the benefit of the doubt and ceased all operations against you.

Recently, you have been becoming more outspoken. Such an act is intolerable. Therefore, NFT has decided to give your 9/11-conspiracy-believing ass choice:

Either you immediately back down from NFT's forums and quit your insolent back-talk, or we continue our holy crusade in making trouble for you.


To show how serious we are, we'll spell out our first move for all to see.

(tldr summary at bottom)

You see, back when Fleshmuncher (Yajirobe, or Brent as we call him) played, he was always saying stupid !@@*. So in response, we got into his email and demolished his account.

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As we were digging around, we found an interesting email:

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Inside, we were shocked to find naked pictures of what seemed to be a rather young girl (edited for CP).

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Shocked, we went on to discovered that he had been talking to one Whitney Moore over myspace.

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He had also been sending naked pictures of himself back to her (crotch shots excluded from links).

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Apparently he had convinced poor Whitney that he was her soulmate. As funny as it all was, we decided not to reveal our newly gotten treasure with anyone else.

What we're trying to say to you, Dan, is that if you keep getting smart on our forums, your friend Brent (Fleshmuncher) will have to explain to Miss Moore's parents (and maybe the police) why they were exchanging nude photos over the internet.

This will be the first in our opening salvo against you. As history has proven, we are willing to hit those around you if you yourself cannot be gotten at.

TLDR:

Fleshmuncher (Yajirobi's friend) is a %@!!%#@##, and NFT will tell on him if Yajirobi won't STFU. Also we'll do other stuff in the future. Not even his !@@*ty little crotch rocket will help him escape NFT's wrath.


~NFT

PS- This account was appropriated to bring this message to you. Many of us may not play WoW anymore (let alone play on Dunemaul), but don't think for even a SECOND that we aren't watching you.

PPS- No keyloggers were used in the making of this post.

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Post by Cartollomew » 12 Aug 2008, 13:40

Facepalm is imminent.
Who do you think you are? If you'd stopped winning, you could have been the Biggest Loser, if you gave up, you could have been a Survivor, if you'd stopped reading Orwell, you could have been on Big Brother!

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Post by Mews » 12 Aug 2008, 14:11

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Having an abundance of platonic relationships reminiscent of my man, Mike Plato.

All that's left is a beautiful hour
And it's ours, ours.


The pale blue dot.

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Post by Derathius » 12 Aug 2008, 14:12

Cartollomew wrote:Facepalm is imminent.
Along with a mass landslide of forum posts dipicting this guy as a loser.
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Post by Philondra » 12 Aug 2008, 14:36

And THIS, kiddies, is a shining example of why you should never trust ANYONE.

Being paranoid has its benefits.

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Post by Cartollomew » 12 Aug 2008, 15:09

Philondra wrote:Being paranoid has its benefits.
How did you know that?

YOU'RE READING MY MAIL!
Who do you think you are? If you'd stopped winning, you could have been the Biggest Loser, if you gave up, you could have been a Survivor, if you'd stopped reading Orwell, you could have been on Big Brother!

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Post by Vykos » 13 Aug 2008, 01:13

TL;DR

ok so I did... I hadn't thought of setting the FBI Party Van on forum trolls before... sounds like fun
Now my cat won't eat regular food, honestly if I knew it was going to be this must trouble I would have just buried that hooker.

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Post by Rhoi » 24 Aug 2008, 23:32

Twas lolable.
Vault 101 Represent.

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