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Post by Karjalan » 14 Jul 2008, 15:05

Uh huh:

Risk of enteric myiasis: intestinal larval infection. Piophila casei larvae can pass through the stomach alive (human stomach acids do not usually kill them) and take up residency for some period of time in the intestines, where they can cause serious lesions as they attempt to bore through the intestinal walls. Symptoms include nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain, and bloody diarrhea.


Symptoms include nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain, and bloody diarrhea


and bloody diarrhea


bloody diarrhea

This was my main qualm about it all...

I am aware of ye olde "send in the maggots to eat the rotten flesh" technique and am also aware as to the general nastiness that goes into making cheese.... But no thanks >.<
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Post by Cartollomew » 14 Jul 2008, 15:43

They don't use the maggots of the cheese-fly to eat necrotic flesh; they also don't invite the patient to ingest the maggots, while live.

We're talking some pretty athletic larvae, too: capable of jumping six inches.

Frankly, even if they didn't have a history of cheerfully munching your intestine as much they enjoyed munching your cheese, I'd prefer not to have living things that are that prolific in my bowels.

Mouldy cheese is one thing; insect larvae is another.
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Post by Karjalan » 14 Jul 2008, 16:06

"2+2 is 4"
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Post by Mews » 14 Jul 2008, 16:15

Cartollomew wrote:They don't use the maggots of the cheese-fly to eat necrotic flesh; they also don't invite the patient to ingest the maggots, while live.

We're talking some pretty athletic larvae, too: capable of jumping six inches.

Frankly, even if they didn't have a history of cheerfully munching your intestine as much they enjoyed munching your cheese, I'd prefer not to have living things that are that prolific in my bowels.

Mouldy cheese is one thing; insect larvae is another.


Admittedly, I didn't read past the fist paragraph.

I'll just shut my big mouth.

EDIT: @Karj: That's exactly what's wrong with NZ today. But that guy is all kinds of fucked up.

Dixon eventually got a gun from a friend on a farm and smoked P as he continued to Auckland.


I don't know about you, but I got the image of the guy driving done the Auckland highway, smoking a P pipe and wearing shades, all to the starting song from The Sopranos with the same sort of montage.
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Post by Cartollomew » 14 Jul 2008, 16:21



Violent Nutter wrote:"You just never know these days, it's just not a safe place."


No shit. Did you hear about those two girls who got chopped up? Oh, I guess you did, huh.

Violent Nutter wrote:"The only reason I went to the service station was to buy a cookie crumble ice cream."


Presumably, God was hungry.
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Post by Vykos » 14 Jul 2008, 17:03

Some of you might like this, I stumbled across this webcomic last night, some strips are lame but I find alot of them to be riotously funny.

Some of my favourites...

http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=30
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=48
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=33
Mother fucking gold: http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=136
Now my cat won't eat regular food, honestly if I knew it was going to be this must trouble I would have just buried that hooker.

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Post by Cartollomew » 14 Jul 2008, 17:20

Vykos wrote:Mother fucking gold: http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=136


In an eerily peculiar extension of the comic's point, when I first read that subject line I began humming popcorn.
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Post by Karjalan » 15 Jul 2008, 15:37

Starship Troopers 3

"Johnny Rico is called back into action to defeat the bugs"
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Post by Johnnyrico » 15 Jul 2008, 15:51

oh mah gawd~!

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Post by Cartollomew » 15 Jul 2008, 16:21

Karjalan wrote:Starship Troopers 3

"Johnny Rico is called back into action to defeat the bugs"


Yeh, but are there space boobies?
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Post by Johnnyrico » 15 Jul 2008, 16:22

Cartollomew wrote:Yeh, but are there space boobies?


There were space boobs in part 1 & 2.

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Post by Cartollomew » 15 Jul 2008, 16:30

Johnnyrico wrote:There were space boobs in part 1 & 2.

L2roughnecks

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Ja, I know... I was just askin'.
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Post by Karjalan » 15 Jul 2008, 17:45

Karjalan wrote:Starship Troopers 3

"Johnny Rico is called back into action to defeat the bugs"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_woGjV_q8fM

Awww yeah...

Is it just me or does that chick look like a stunt double for Angelina Jolee or something
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Post by Mews » 15 Jul 2008, 23:39

Sorry Rico, but you don't look as good as you use to.

Also lol@Dix Hauser. His parents must've hated him. DIX.
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Post by Johnnyrico » 16 Jul 2008, 00:53

haha looks like ive been on the drink.

the CGI looks terribad, lol

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