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What sort of sandwiches do you have?
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Post by Mews » 30 Jun 2008, 17:26

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Haha
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Post by Cartollomew » 01 Jul 2008, 11:31

Dear techies: try not to cry.
Who do you think you are? If you'd stopped winning, you could have been the Biggest Loser, if you gave up, you could have been a Survivor, if you'd stopped reading Orwell, you could have been on Big Brother!

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Post by midi » 01 Jul 2008, 13:30

Cartollomew wrote:Dear techies: try not to cry.

I died a little inside Cart.

Damn this world and its pebkac's!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ soak rifts or riot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Post by snowsloth » 01 Jul 2008, 14:24

The worst bit is that they probaly have had children and passed on those genes.
And if my thought-dreams could be seen
They'd probably put my head in a guillotine
But it's alright, Ma, it's life, and life only.

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Post by Cartollomew » 01 Jul 2008, 14:26

snowsloth wrote:The worst bit is that they probaly have had children and passed on those genes.


"Now remember Timmy: You may be a complete dumbass like the rest of your family, but don't let that preclude you from being loudly obnoxious and complaining about things you don't understand!"
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Post by Xact » 01 Jul 2008, 14:48

ROFL

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Post by Cartollomew » 03 Jul 2008, 20:17

Who do you think you are? If you'd stopped winning, you could have been the Biggest Loser, if you gave up, you could have been a Survivor, if you'd stopped reading Orwell, you could have been on Big Brother!

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Post by Mews » 06 Jul 2008, 14:52

Having an abundance of platonic relationships reminiscent of my man, Mike Plato.

All that's left is a beautiful hour
And it's ours, ours.


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Post by Johnnyrico » 06 Jul 2008, 15:11

Muse wrote:http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/

My homepage.


by Dick Masterson. LOL, best name evar

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Post by Cartollomew » 07 Jul 2008, 12:56

John von Neumann (to Claude Shannon) wrote:You should call it entropy, for two reasons.
In the first place your uncertainty function has been used in statistical mechanics under that name, so it already has a name.
In the second place, and more important, no one really knows what entropy really is, so in a debate you will always have the advantage.



Von Neumann was a champ.
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Post by Cartollomew » 07 Jul 2008, 17:46

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comment ... nk=3716606

In short:
Go to Glamour mag's site.
Vote 1 for the clown jumper.
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Post by Cartollomew » 14 Jul 2008, 11:43

My faaaaavourite cheese:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu

Oh. Dear. God.
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Post by Karjalan » 14 Jul 2008, 12:50

Cartollomew wrote:My faaaaavourite cheese:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu

Oh. Dear. God.


Jesus... no thanks >.<
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Post by Mews » 14 Jul 2008, 13:49

Most cheeses are made by using an enzyme from a cows stomach (The good ones are, shit ones use a substitute), so this isn't exactly that bad, considering that maggots use to be used to clear out infected wounds back in the day, they're actually very "clean".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rennet
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Post by Cartollomew » 14 Jul 2008, 14:07

Muse wrote:Most cheeses are made by using an enzyme from a cows stomach (The good ones are, shit ones use a substitute), so this isn't exactly that bad, considering that maggots use to be used to clear out infected wounds back in the day, they're actually very "clean".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rennet


Uh huh:

Risk of enteric myiasis: intestinal larval infection. Piophila casei larvae can pass through the stomach alive (human stomach acids do not usually kill them) and take up residency for some period of time in the intestines, where they can cause serious lesions as they attempt to bore through the intestinal walls. Symptoms include nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain, and bloody diarrhea.

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Totally worth it for cheese right?
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