Website and forums performance - 16/05/2008

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Website and forums performance - 16/05/2008

Post by Cartollomew » 16 May 2008, 14:55

Website and forums will be performing poorly until 2am ST on the 17th of May.

This will affect some more than others; so far the most annoying side effect has been that the forums are dropping sessions prematurely.

I apologise, and am looking into this - possibly using the same drug that Rico used for a similar problem.

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Post by midi » 16 May 2008, 15:18

Information, facts, and pwnage all in the one wrapper.
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Re: Website and forums performance - 16/05/2008

Post by Philondra » 16 May 2008, 15:40

Cartollomew wrote:Website and forums will be performing poorly until 2am ST on the 17th of May.

This will affect some more than others; so far the most annoying side effect has been that the forums are dropping sessions prematurely.

I apologise, and am looking into this - possibly using the same drug that Rico used for a similar problem.

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Post by Mews » 17 May 2008, 17:58

I think he was more alluding to the "Rico can't keep it up/goes down prematurely".

Either way, the comparison is some kind of hilarious.
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Post by Johnnyrico » 22 May 2008, 18:12

How did i miss this? :O

Cart, if you were to give the server what I take, it would jack your car, finger bang your aunty, drop a suicide shot of tequila, all while sporting a raging semi.
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Post by Cartollomew » 22 May 2008, 18:41

Johnnyrico wrote:How did i miss this? :O

Cart, if you were to give the server what I take, it would jack your car, finger bang your aunty, drop a suicide shot of tequila, all while sporting a raging semi.
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