TPG are the company who provide Grouse' house with internets.
They and telstra took their sweet time getting it set up. They had our address wrong. Strata lot 1 at street (i.e. house number) number 5... but they just had the street number rather than strata lot number(unit number/ appartment number) ...
TPG say "telstra has network details wrong, we can't connect you"
Telstra say "sure, it's done, you'll be good in <48hrs".
this continues daily for 10 days
My housemate sent an excerpt from his phone bill (you know how for ~$20 real money you get ~$900 worth of credit which is used at a silly high rate per call) which showed $450 worth of calls to telstra and TPG.
TELSTRA SEND HIM A CHECQUE FOR $450.
Then they send a second cheque for another $450 for no apparent reason.
$900 from Telstra FTW!
Since then our internets have been reliable and cheap-ish.
"Beep ... ... Beep ... ... Beep ... Beep ... Beep Beep BeepBeepBeepeepeepeep
...went my sarcasm meter."