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Postby Lionhearted on Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:36 am

Today, I realized that I will never be able to buy the car I've wanted since middle school. The car? A greyish-silver Volvo, which is the make and color of car Kurt Cobain drove. The reason? I've been informed that it's also the make and color of the car that Edward Cullen drives in Twilight. FML

Can these vampires get any more girly? I mean he drives a volvo - this is a Vampire that would almost be impossible to kill but just to be safe he drives a volvo? WTF
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Re: FML

Postby Lellybaby on Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:38 am

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That's alice's car in New Moon. They all just drive expensive vehicles.
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Re: FML

Postby Plexi on Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:01 pm

Volvo gets a bad rap. They are almost cool now.
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Re: FML

Postby Xact on Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:12 pm

They are owned by Ford which is a good start :o
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Re: FML

Postby Mews on Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:14 pm

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Re: FML

Postby Mews on Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:11 pm

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Re: FML

Postby Xact on Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:16 pm

<+[PM]gothtec> Windows users posting their uptime... That's like a chinese dicksize competition.
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Re: FML

Postby Mews on Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:43 am

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML


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Re: FML

Postby Lellybaby on Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:23 pm

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Re: FML

Postby Cartollomew on Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:36 pm

My mum used to work as a pre-primary teacher, and the woman in charge of the other class pronounced her "th" sounds as "f".

I always thought that was incredibly unfair on the kids, but to be honest, their parents probably had much more influence on them.

Which is why Lel's post makes me sad.

But it has a picture of a cute cat which makes me happy.

And then I worry about whether the cat has been desexed, and if its owners abandoned it, and the plight of abandoned pets in general which makes me sad.

And then I think of the cute animals being looked after in the refuge and that makes me happy.

And then I worry about orphans which makes me...
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Re: FML

Postby Lionhearted on Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:11 pm

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML
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Re: FML

Postby Johnnyrico on Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:48 pm

Lionhearted wrote:Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML


oh god, hahahaha.
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Re: FML

Postby Kayleb on Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:26 pm

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML


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Re: FML

Postby Lellybaby on Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:15 pm

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Re: FML

Postby Katarii on Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:17 am

Johnnyrico wrote:
Lionhearted wrote:Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML


oh god, hahahaha.

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